Michael Alanis

Proud Texan, American, Veteran, & Retired Public Servant. Self-proclaimed BBQ aficionado, who also loves a good taco. NA255 o|||||||o

[Michael Alanis @MikeAlanis5]

@tropicalupdate Mike the mobile studio is a much better layout than your home studio.

[Michael Alanis @MikeAlanis5]

Proud of all the men and women working during these floods. Especially proud of Trooper Alanis!

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The @TxDPS yesterday rescued a young girl, her family, and their two dogs in Uvalde.

Texans in affected areas should remain vigilant, monitor local forecasts, follow guidance from local officials and stay far away from rising water. Turn Around Don’t Drown.

[Michael Alanis @MikeAlanis5]

@UnSportsESPN 1. Jerry 2. Jones

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@FreddieandHD Don’t. Laugh.

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@AaronRodgers12 that game. I know the ref behind you.

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@ByPatForde Longhorns.

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@UnSportsESPN There is no shame Smalls. It is not easy to do.

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@HipHipJose5

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@WolfVanHalen Look at ya. Young buck. 6.22.2012 San Antonio. We also saw the first show, in Louisville. I took those photos. Man, I couldn’t convince your dad to toss me a pick, and the camera man kept getting in the way didn’t help.

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@HipHipJose5 Nice 2 bagger on Friday. We will see you later in the year at Cincy. Our first time

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@ChrisCanty99 ALL Adam Sandler movies are “so ridiculous”

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@UnSportsESPN Super Bowl > Sandler Movie

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@scottjgerace @ADavidHaleJoint @aadelsonESPN The taco is not. Brisket sandwich in a pinch, but it isn’t anything worth driving a long way for.

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@tyson_mary @ADavidHaleJoint @aadelsonESPN Don’t. They’re some of the worst breakfast tacos around, especially the tortillas.

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@aaron_watson Loving Co. Rd. 123. Keep it up young man. We will see you soon!

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@CoreyLaJoie @Take5_OilChange @DuraMAXoil @RickWareRacing Great job out there!

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[Michael Alanis @MikeAlanis5]

@aaron_watson You done good son! My H-E-B!

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@CTreySports Horrible.

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@fsh733 Horrible