BaldMike

Real Human I swear. I do things like walk with legs and drink Dihydrogen Oxide

[Dalton (Analyze & Optimize) @Outdoctrination]

Yet nearly 0% know you can get rid of them, pretty easily too.

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

I’m pretty sure this was a Black Mirror episode

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[BaldMike @MikeBaldOB]

Fuckin love this

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

“Come boy. We have deer to hunt.”

“Yes father.”

Faye subplot:

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

15 years ago, I set a firework off next to my head for a video that never even came out, leaving me with mild tinnitus in my left ear. Last month, it abruptly doubled in volume. Fuck you, past me, you stupid dumb idiot

[Jaque Patombá @HelenaCarol_]

A primeira pessoa no mundo a ser atropelada por um avião em voo

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

What. An. Idiot. 👀

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Surfs up is unironically one of the realest and greatest movies ever made

[autist @litteralyme0]

“No bro I don't wanna get on the game tn”

[Jake @RealRockatansky]

me: damn im having a fckn good day.

my brain:

[Urbanponds101 @urbanponds101]

In a chaotic world where a 1.7 - 2.5 second attention span is de rigueur - please treat yourself to a couple of minutes of pure Wildlife Pond Magic 💚

[BFrog @BFrog__]

el profe mirándome que deje el examen en blanco y solo puse el nombre de su amante y el numero de su mujer

[Joog Knight @Hempsism]

🫴🏽

[❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭ @SnowHimbo]

I remember us being called conspiracy theorists for plainly stating this back in October 2023.

Undefeated.

[TJ - Making Tabletop Tavern @TJGameDev]

It's finally happening. Tabletop Tavern launches June 11th!

A medieval RTS roguelite I've been building solo since the pandemic. Total War scale battles, Slay the Spire run structure, one satisfying run per sitting.

May your ale stay full and your enemies distant 🍻

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

wait so is this a real thing to be concerned about or just a meme about unnecessarily long links