Mike Butcher

I’m here to chug beer and crush pussy. I’m trying to be up to my nuts, in guts, from sluts.

[Mike Butcher @MikeButcher69]

@solar_ric And my first is FUPA.

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@usa_wtp Men are only sentimental about things that THEY have used or saved for a long time. Something someone else saved, even if it is the man’s, has no meaning to us. We have no emotional attachment to it.

[Mike Butcher @MikeButcher69]

@FrailSkeleton When I was in the hospital for pancreatitis, the night nurse would unhook my IV’s so I could go outside and smoke. She was awesome.

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@southernwendigo @toxicAmeriCAN

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@_JohnnyJones @SheSaysBadWords Ways to get better.
1.) Quit fucking up.

[Mike Butcher @MikeButcher69]

@SGTWipper1Each “My eyes are open, my arms are flapping!”

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@Mykel502 @hatetriots It grips like an old Chinese man fishing for eels.

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@SkyTheViking She killed him.

[Mike Butcher @MikeButcher69]

@GarbageHuman24 Tremendous amounts of violence.

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@ThatCheerMomOfX That is horrendous AI.

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@PopBase @meatcanyon Get in here and look at this!

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@lance_corporate

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@flapprdotnet Mann, das sind ja aber riesige Titten!

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@UtimatePatriot @barstoolsports Why should there be a certain way we speak to professional athletes? How about we can say whatever the fuck we want to them. They aren’t special.

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@SilentSt0rmX There’s perks to being the president I guess.

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@ImMeme0 Those glasses scream pedophile maniac.

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@McWill76 @petermlaffin You must not be familiar with what the Catholics did during the crusades.

[Mike Butcher @MikeButcher69]

I assume I’m still fucked in the state of Illinois.

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

ATF is PERMANENTLY PROHIBITED “from enforcing the challenged provisions of the National Firearms Act as to untaxed firearms against [Gun Owners of America members]—both current and future.” 🇺🇸