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comiosexual

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@McJesse The last one has my vote

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Star Wars Episode 5: Empire Strikes Back is a Christmas movie

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@therealscreff I think they should keep kicking the larger portion, cracking is just a part of erosion

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@therealscreff It was beautiful while it lasted

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@ShawnNelligan

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The Eye of Sauron watching me eat avocado egg rolls at the Cheesecake Factory

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She just nutted in me and then started playing the sims

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@digital_mullet I fux with roasting stuff in the oven with hemp seed oil

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@digital_mullet I deadass thought it was just a coincidence that the post ended up right after yours on my tl

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Chairtootdairy

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The guy who directed mad max also directed happy feet

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@SpotifyWeird

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@Pete_Zas It’s the main ingredient in Gatorade

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Mercury- the metal (aka silly steel)

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@Pete_Zas Good thing I’m an adult. Also, do not spread lies about my 5th favorite beverage, it tastes like capri sun.

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All I’ve been doing is wheezing and sipping tea- COVID made me bri’ish

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I’m in my Ron Swanson era (trading cabinets for steaks)