Mike Coldewey

Rogue Scientist, Eccentric Playboy, Philanthropist

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@linadreaamy 120

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@renabaddie_ 45

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@Beno10_MFC 1880

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@renabaddie_ 116

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@CBS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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@SecWar @DeptofWar Sweet, MARTINI PARTY @ THE PENTAGON everybody, Pete’s a MONSTER.

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@SecDuffy Gas is five bucks a gallon, us peons can barely afford to drive to work, STFU and go have some cocktails in the let them eat cake gold-plated ballroom

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@SecScottBessent Aka “come to my prayer tent and DONATE.” There was a movie called THE GRIFTERS, but you guys are better.

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@Apple this WAS the main reason I’m on my fifth or sixth iPhone, now a 16e piece of AI garbage. It WAS the reason I use ICloud, etc: my usage of your whole ecosystem evolved from ITunes (for Windows) which is garbage software now. I’m done with you, and moving to Google.

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@Apple After my multiple IPods, importing ALL my owned CD’s, and BUYING music from the ITunes Store, syncing/playing music from my phone is still a nightmare, you’re high AF if you think I’ll ever subscribe to Apple Music.

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@JDVance What fucking IDIOT thinks ANYBODY is giving “free butlers to immigrants”?

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@RepNancyMace Hey everybody it’s the Epstein Binders™️!

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@SecScottBessent @SenWarren @PeteButtigieg Maybe get off social media and start running the country in a way that allows business to thrive, or at least survive, you silver spoon. You and your ilk have ruined policy.

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@atrupar Where’s this guy eat breakfast, the KGB Café?

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@NBCPhiladelphia Can’t believe these dumbshits are actually keeping banks from getting robbed

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@ABC Pure propaganda. US DOT has zero input on coporate-owned fuel pricing.

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@SpeakerJohnson At least one person still likes you.

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@Acyn LOL she sounds disappointed she can’t give him a handy 🖐️

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@lady_valor_07 I live in Vegas and I don’t visit Yemen for vacations, it’s just common sense.

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@unusual_whales Honesty here from a member of Congress with ONE moral standard, I wonder if a $35 handjob in the cloakroom is out of the question