Michael Forster

Lawyer, standup comedy hobbyist, Chairman of the Eliminate the Penny PAC

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@nickbaumgardner McAfee is a virus that has infected ESPN. If only they had a McAfee Anti-virus

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@DoorDash deleted the app today since you are trying to subvert my democratic rights in DC. Guess it will just be Uber Eats for me now!

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@sbell021 Apparently you’re that guy!

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@sbell021 https://t.co/q4X7Q6cLOX

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Guy who’s okay with Bosnia but really can’t stand Herzegovina.

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@PpollingNumbers Ok we’re going to need the unmotivated voters to get off their ass and do the right thing.

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@maustermuhle Why is that tough news? We should all be happy that speed limits are properly enforced

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@sbell021 @Alex_Drain I’m so glad to have that $5 million plus the money we saved on not having to pay Morez Johnson NIL for next year. We’re rich!

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@bikewalkbuspac Everyone who said “F__k those bike lanes” after reading the results

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@Alex_Drain Exactly. Those of us who were in college 20 years ago don’t think or believe it was actually 20 years ago. You’ll understand when you get above 40

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@Misopogon Is he eligible for wood? Pierre Woods, Roy Roundtree, Tree Jenkins, J’Marick Woods, Charles Woodson, Richard Ash, probably more I’m forgetting

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@commies25 @wmataGM @jocwapo @wmata Not true. I charge him $800 a month to be in there.

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@vivian39_ DC’s suburbs are way less car oriented than others. Especially Arlington County and they’re building a suburb only Purple Line in Maryland

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@Chicago_History That’s the Pope

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@mattyglesias Mandate .8 parking spaces for each TB of data stored

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@creepydotorg

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@andrewdefrank @Janeese4DC Did she not mention height? There are only so many parking lots to develop?

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@westers828 @DiscussingFilm @CNN That’s fair. But he was quite accomplished! Heisman trophy, rushing records, movies, commercials

[Michael Forster @MikeCoopForster]

@westers828 @DiscussingFilm @CNN I sure can! Sexual assault of minors isn’t on the same level as murder but it’s pretty close!