Mike Thomas

[Mike Thomas @MikeCowtown]

Here’s how to talk to Iran,
5am “hey ragheads, USA just sent 1000 missiles your way, you got maybe 10 minutes before the strike, sorry can’t tell you the targets but you’ll know soon enough. And if you attack another ship transiting the gulf, not only will we destroy the missile base and also those who launched the attack, we will kill your leader. Fuck around and find out.

[Mike Thomas @MikeCowtown]

@RapidResponse47 Thune is running out the clock, Ray Charles and Stevie Winder could see that?

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@grynbaum @nytimes Hey NYT reporters! Play stupid games with President Trump, and you will definitely win stupid prizes. Have fun before the Federal Grand Jury!!

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@TexasScorecard Start with Mineral Wells and fix the city streets.

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@CENTCOM @PeteHegseth Finish the job.

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@CNN Trump single-handedly killed CNN credibility, so I guess he’s now fair game, huh?

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Check out this article: https://t.co/7AC2bpA9RP

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@NashTalksTexas At least Texas doesn’t have to try and improve their 5-8 record against TCU in this century.

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@DLHNews5 @kaitlancollins How about finding the descendants of all those who built the White House……

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@denkayem @kaitlancollins @Brodiesmom68 Your cats are calling, lady, go feed your cats.

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@DoctorGoooo @kaitlancollins Tell us how you really feel…..

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@MurieAnita1 @kaitlancollins @kangaroos991 Most likely, Trump is cleaning out the crack left behind by the Biden crime family or cleaning up the jizz Bill Clinton shot all over Monica and the Oval Office.

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@Bill43111 @kaitlancollins Now you’re talkin’!!!

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@kaitlancollins And the story is?

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@SaltLakeJake How about “Big XII Prostitutes” instead, same deal.

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@FreeHunterB The Little 12 has lost it’s way and it’s balls.

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@mattvanswol Too low, too close. Boom, you’re done.

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@nicksortor How many more times do we have to hear this bullshit? Deal? No deal?

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@CFBHome Texas always starts high, underachieves, and finishes low or out.

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@kyleumlang In this century, what is Texas’ football record against TCU? OU?