Mike Finazzo

Noun. Noun.Boastful adjective, noun. Sport Team. Hashtag.
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[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

@mealpal For the third time in a week the app/site are not working at lunch time. I haven't been able to reserve Lunch yet.

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

“Well, they really broke the mold when they made you.” He said while polishing up the world’s #1 Mold-breaking Machine, MoldSmasher 2000

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

Parenting Goal: Be as present and caring as Dad Tiger, but also wear pants

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

Just got an email from the Mets about winning World Series tickets. Does the prize also include a time machine, or am I missing something?

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

tragedy + timing + golf OR bbq-ing = Father’s Day Cards

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

🎵 "Hello 'Back-sweat', my old friend." 🎵

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

God bless you, life-saving 2nd roll of toilet paper, hiding tucked away up in this public bathroom stall tp holder. God bless you!

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#Oscars #MondayMotivation
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[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

@reppocs Prove it.

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

So we meet again, allusive green potato chip.

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

Congratulations to everyone selling rulers to TV weather reporters.

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Written by @MikeFinazzo
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[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

Happy “What did I leave in my winter coat pockets last year?!?” Day Everyone!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today is the first day to sign up for 2018 health insurance through https://t.co/3CYKhP8ZoR. Deadline is December 15th!

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#Halloween
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#Halloween
Written by @MikeFinazzo
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[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take… and also like 100% of the shots you DO take because you’re getting old and un-athletic.

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

I think I’m like 3rd or 4th on the Giants’ WR depth chart right now.

[Mike Finazzo @MikeFinazzo]

@kelkulus Don’t forget hockey legend Mario Lemieu10!