Lucas Connolly

Your favorite (non famous) NYC Comedian. Consumer of all things BBQ. He/Him. Has allot moms. Order my New album next week!

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

I was born and raised by lesbians in 1986. First show I ever saw was a drag show. I was 8. The worst thing that happened to me is now I want attention from strangers.

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

Comedy #pride #gay #comedy #standup

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@danlicatasucks Incredible! Hell yea brother

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@maxfine_ Yes. That’s the move

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

Hi! My new special Half of We just dropped on @nateland_ent hope you like it! https://t.co/x1Xo1bl4uH

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@katewillett I’ll be Tony. “Soothe Lucas” has a ring to it.

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@KSeefried Or a beer Americans love beer

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@maxfine_ Actually. Me too. Coders. Understand joke structure formula

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@GianmarcoSoresi I could clocked it. Remember when you drank 5 cups of coffee at lunch and you still seemed tired.?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I try to be openminded about new stuff, and I've definitely come around on some things I started off skeptical of, but I still haaaaaaate the shift towards lumping all art and media together and calling it all "content."

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

My special "The Crowd Work Tour" was on Netflix in 2015.

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

The Yang Gang is back!

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@columtyrrell If you figure out the Dakotas let me know. It’s the hardest states to find work and it ruins runs

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

I’m the first person to say it but “people who don’t like pineapple on their pizza cum taste terrible.”

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

@katewillett 2nd for tickled and the second part on hbo. I also really liked Hulus Amazing Jonathan doc.

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

they made me cut my my Sybian joke, but tbh i had da time of my life performing on @LateNightSeth. full set: https://t.co/gfYq3uqxyV

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

this week has been crazy. i headbutted a moving subway to impress some NYU students. da EMTs placed me in a juvenile sike ward called "iykyk psychiatric facility". they kicked me out for lying about having a Deadpool v Wolverine torrent on a thumbdrive. & now tomorrow Seth meyers

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

Since I was a kid I’ve had a reseeding hairline
I was one of those blonde comb over horror movie 6 year olds
“Heyy mummy-Tell me I should wear a hat”
That’s not happening to my child
6 weeks they’re getting on a plane
We’re going to Turkey
We’re getting plugs
IDC Call PEDA

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

Full special tonight on YouTube, 8pm EST/5pm PST
https://t.co/gQgaDZlZ3D

[Lucas Connolly @lovablelucas]

Can’t wait to see that 1st debate in prison!