Mike Rose

Writer. Townie. Silly fella. One Time I Met David Carradine.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

@bookingcom Stuck at a hotel at 3:45 AM property is holding my room hostage over a deposit that their official Q&A states doesn't exist. Front desk and phone support are refusing to help. Deceptive bait-and-switch advertising. Need an executive escalation immediately.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

No one is ready to talk about How High is the greatest comedy of the 21st century. @methodman @therealredman

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

Once again they’re rebooting Superman and once again Three Doors Down wonders when the fuck they’re gonna get that call. @JamesGunn

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

There’s officially 8 billon people living on this planet. I blame @NickCannon

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

All the new #Hellraiser movie needs to do to succeed is make one god damn lick of sense.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

Which is fine. She’s there to remind us that sometimes it just rains on your birthday and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

The characters of @CobraKaiSeries are the most endearing on television because of this. Except for Sam. Sam is a one-way ticket to bummer town at all times.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

direct proportion to our own needs, wants, desires and whims at any given moment. It’s an adult conversation about the complex dualities of mankind told through the lens of teenage karate gang wars in the San Fernando Valley.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

The genius of @CobraKaiSeries is that every character is a hero and every character is a villain. And every character is at their most villainous when they are self-righteous and absolutely convinced they are doing the right thing. The way we treat our fellow humans is often in

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

Spirit: 1: A malevolent being that is bodiless but can become visible
specifically: Ghost 2: liquid containing ethanol and water that is distilled from an alcoholic liquid or mash.
Flew @SpiritAirlines. It made me want to get drunk and die. And that was before the second arrest.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

Is Casper official Ghostbusters canon? NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

I guess it’s just not the year to be a backstage wrestling guy named Ace.

@AEW @wwr @FightfulSelect @bryanalvarez @davemeltzerWON @SeanRossSapp @BRWrestling

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

I don’t know what people are so upset about. His name isn’t CM Square.

☝️If you don’t get it just know that it is a perfect joke. ☝️

@AEW

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

TBH, Mr. Punk, managing a Target seems like it would be quite a challenging job. @AEW

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

So did Rob Zombie make a Munsters porn?

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

The kid who played Ace Ventura Jr. is almost 30.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

@TonyKhan @PriceHowdy There can never be enough of this kind of content! We demand more Leroy and Howdy!

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

The Foot Clan stole Walkmans and cigarettes to provide housing for wayward youth. The Ninja Turtles and Casey Jones straight up murdered Shredder for it cuz their dad had beef. All while cozying up to the media to control the narrative.

[Mike Rose @MikeFlowers99]

Pitch: Redo the whole first season of MoonKnight but with Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines