Mike Gaffney

NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 8 , AXS TV'S Gotham Live, CD -My Kids Need You to Buy This- ,Podcast All In Our Heads..Yankee Fan and overall good human

[GovernorsComedyClub @ComedyGovs]

NOW ON SALE for May 7 Suffolk County! The hilarious @mikegaffneynow is bringing the laughs to Bohemia! Come laugh with us at McGuires! https://t.co/MT57RF4qQn for tickets!

#comedy #laugh #standupcomedy #longisland

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@JebraFaushay Cool.. thanks for the update

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@TheSopranosClub Curmudgeon

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Nothing is more freeing than canceling all your sports streaming services after your team is eliminated #Yankees #offseason

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@NickSwardson I do "sock shoe..sock shoe" because the effort to pick my foot up is too much to do it four times

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

The definition of a Stantonian Blast 💥

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Kash Patel always looks like he sees a fly about to land on his nose. #fbi #KashPatel

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Do you think catchers can also cause the ump to call a ball because he unnecessarily moved his glove? @dcone36 @RealMichaelKay

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Crackers boycotting Cracker Barrel... waving the Red, White and Boohoo. Merica #CrackerBarrel

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Headrick kinda rockin a Jeff Nelson look for sure @RealMichaelKay @dcone36

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump claims he couldn't have made Epstein's creepy birthday card, but allow Jon Stewart to counter with exhibits A through Z

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The Office @rickygervais is the GOAT. Just saw a clip of Gareth taking his stapler out of jello and Brent says "eat it out there's people starving in the world <then sheepishly cuts his eyes up to the camera> which I hate"
1 of a million moments that just the thought of kills me

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Happy Birthday to the beautiful @ambercampisi wishing you much love, happiness and sun soaking boat rides for another trip around the sun

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Happy Birthday to the big guy @alanhahn ..Wishing you much love and happiness for another trip.

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@rickygervais Or every old guy taking to his grandkids but isn't sure if the camera is on

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Send John pictures via Courier pigeon <<kakaw kakaw>> @RealMichaelKay @dcone36

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Starting pitching sounds a lot like being a stand-up comic. A ton of downtime and if you bomb on Saturday you might have 4-5 days between shows to just stew in misery @dcone36 @RealMichaelKay @PaulONeillYES

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

KNICKS IN SIX

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They say "if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life" that's not true unfortunately, I use to LOVE smoking crack and that took a lot of work. #addiction

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If @Shanemgillis saw dead people