Mike Garrett

I’m out of season all year round

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@aleemislambro It worked tbf

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@trussliz Yet they haven’t managed to crash the economy in 48 hours

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

And that was my first ever Liverpool game 😂

[FootballAwaydays @Awaydays23]

ON THIS DAY 2001: Grimsby’s Phil Jevons scores a screamer to defeat Liverpool 2-1 at Anfield.

Look at them limbs ⚫️⚪️ #GTFC #UTM

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@rbgloves @englandcricket They should think about declaring tomorrow, only way to win

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

Klopp saying this then joining Red Bull is very very funny

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Russell Brand’s convenient conversion 👀😅 #russellbrand

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@TheGobFather180 The rest is history

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@JamesBlunt Princess Consuela Bananahammock

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@RobertJenrick In what world is this unprovoked? Can you honestly explain that one?

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

So many questions…

— Has he cancelled his Netflix and given up booze and fags?
— Has he adopted the 30p recipe book?
— Has he trained as a doctor/nurse/care-worker/fuit-picker?
— Has he considered charity work?
— Has he had his benefits stopped for missing a Jobcentre meeting?

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@PoliticsJOE_UK This is the first time I’ve ever wanted someones benefits to be cut

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@TimesRadio @GullisJonathan @hugorifkind It depends if during your tenure as an MP you show the entire world what a complete and utter moron you are. Take some responsibility for your own predicament - you can’t get a job because you’ve proven to be unkind, thoughtless and yobbish.

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

Libpool, top of the league

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@hardestgeezer Putting a red fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@London_W4 Thats a bit of a miserable generalisation… cheer up

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@TheMikeStrutter @OllieHolt22 @georgielewis_1 Thats stabbing a guy and saying the blade was only 2 cms in… its still in

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

@TheMikeStrutter @OllieHolt22 @georgielewis_1 Trossard one deffo a yellow 😂

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

Haaland looks like he’s a Harkonnen

[Mike Garrett @MikeGarrett1994]

Goodbye AJ 👋🏻