Mike Hampshire

Barry, Beer, Balloons. In that order ⚽️

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@krassenstein No. This is a great example of fucking around and finding out. 👏

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@TRobinsonNewEra Dunno but this is a clipped video which I'm sceptical of. Just like I didn't fall for the 'innocent gets kicked in the head' Manchester Airport video my gut says there's more to this...

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@GregoryGamma No, because I don't feel I represent all white people, I represent myself and try to live my life right. I mean, do you feel any guilt about your race? I'm sure you go back far enough you'll find horrific stories in everyone.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@MHTruthUltra How many? I think this you lie, even the terrorists Hamas say around 80k

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@georgegalloway Do you support this behaviour George? I notice you were careful with how you worded your comment.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@mhdksafa Where the population has gone up? 🤔

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@tparsi Do the same with the population figures...

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@vermiliongs Imagine the reparations Mongolia would owe if we go back to Ghengis Khan's era.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@ukhomeoffice That's not very long. If this is a 'win' we're in trouble.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

😂😂😂

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

“Put that on the f**king BBC” 😂😂

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@susanabulhawa But how do you explain the Palestinian population going UP since Oct 7th?

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@drhossamsamy65 Proved to be fake yet sucked up and distributed by idiots like you.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

🤔

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Our donors want nothing and will never be given a peerage, knighthood or a government contract.

It appears, @KemiBadenoch, your donors want and get more.

Here’s just a few key stats:

Mohammed Mansour: Donated £5m
Received: Knighthood

Michael Hintze: Donated £4.5m
Received: Life peerage

Dominic Johnson: Donated 338,391
Received: Life peerage

Peter Cruddas: Donated £3m+
Received: Life peerage

Michael Spencer: Donated £6m
Received: Life peerage

David Meller: Donated £60,000
Received: Contracts worth £164m across several awards after referral via Gove's office.

Surescreen Diagnostics: Donated £20,000
Received: £503m contract for lateral flow test

David Brownlow: Donated £3m+
Received: Life peerage

Rami Ranger: Donated £1.5m
Received: Life peerage

Stuart Marks: Donated £200,000
Received: CBE for ‘political and public service’

Lubov Chernukhin: Donated £2.3m
Received: Tennis game with Boris Johnson, access to ministers

Andrew Fraser: Donated £2.5m
Received: Life peerage

James Lupton: Donated £3m
Received: Life peerage

Michael Farmer: Donated £7m
Received: Life peerage

Howard Leigh: Donated £200,000
Received: Life peerage

John Nash: Donated £300,000
Received: Life peerage

George Magan: Donated £1.5m
Received: Life peerage

Stanley Fink: Donated £3.5m
Received: Life peerage

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@UKLabour You gonna hand back your donations?

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@UKLabour Anything on your donations over the years? 🤔🤔🤔

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@narindertweets Brutally assaulted? A whack on the back with a walking stick is hardly brutal.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

🤔🤔🤔

[Mark Rowley @MarkWRowley]

Please spare a thought for Abdool.

After finding the only clean bag of flour in the whole of Gaza, Abdool navigates a hail of dubbed gunfire …only to be cut down by bloodless rounds from the IDF (Invisible Defence Forces).

Mercifully for Abdool, his last moments are spent cushioned by the same bag of flour, fallen in a position to provide him fleeting comfort as he crosses the bridge to Jannah …where his 72-year old virgins (and Oscar) are waiting.

Allamdulillah!☝️

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@Jan51478528 Beating the shit out of dissenters? Really? I take it you've never seen an actual fight?

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@SkyNews Given the current climate and what happened to Anne Widcombe it was a very, very stupid thing to do. FAFO.

[Mike Hampshire @MikeHampshire]

@WulfrunianChris He'll get my vote on that comment alone. 👌