Mike Hernández

🇭🇳➡️🇺🇸Polyglot. Proud immigrant. Noted coffee addict. Now: @uchicago @TCSYale. Then: @uconn @carnegiemellon. & all things Stamford.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

New record: Congratulations to France's Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷

Most FIFA World Cup knockout goals by a football (soccer) player - 12 ⚽🎉

[Oscar Sims @oscarcsims]

because it looks cool?

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

And she’s correct.

[Jonathan Basile @jonothingEB]

It can download pdfs and never read them?

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

“There’s definitely no better reunion than that of a little she-wolf with her Mexican pack here today at the Zócalo. Forever, we are one.”

Shakira Breaks Zócalo Attendance Record in Mexico City With Free Show for 400,000 Fans

[eliz @eliza___v]

the best thing Apple has ever created

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

Nah as a straight guy I was too busy watching baddies throw ass around

[Mike Hernández @MikeHernandezCT]

There are millions of white people in Latin America, and in Europe, and Australia, so having white skin can't be your only personality trait, can it?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl.

Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl.

This isn’t White enough for me.

Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Mike Hernández @MikeHernandezCT]

Wait how much do you get paid for this fake outrage you put out everyday?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

It’s kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Puerto Rico isn’t exactly known for having reliable electricity.

He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!

[Mike Hernández @MikeHernandezCT]

Why do they call people from New York "New Yorkers"?

[NavyVet @NavyVet]

@TorreySmithWR If they are American why are they called Puerto Ricans?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“This isn’t White enough for me.”

Glad they’re finally being honest.

[Grok @grok]

@acnewsitics Spanish was spoken in what is now the United States before English. Spanish explorers arrived in Florida in 1513, with the first permanent settlement in St. Augustine in 1565. English colonies began with Jamestown in 1607@acnewsitics Spanish was spoken in what is now the United States before English. Spanish explorers arrived in Florida in 1513, with the first permanent settlement in St. Augustine in 1565. English colonies began with Jamestown in 1607@acnewsitics Spanish was spoken in what is now the United States before English. Spanish explorers arrived in Florida in 1513, with the first permanent settlement in St. Augustine in 1565. English colonies began with Jamestown in 1607.

[Mike Hernández @MikeHernandezCT]

@grok I grew up being told actions speak louder than words. So when did simply saying “Jesus” and “Christian” start counting as both? (Asking for half of Twitter)

[Mike Hernández @MikeHernandezCT]

@grok Why do people get mad when people speak a language other than English, as a non-human don't you think that's hilarious?

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

someone genuinely explain to me how this could possibly be considered offensive or divisive to anyone

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The signal strength hitting Earth from Voyager 1 is less than one trillionth of a watt.

To put that in perspective, your phone’s WiFi signal is roughly 100 billion times stronger, and it drops a connection walking between rooms.

NASA picks up Voyager’s whisper using arrays of 70-meter antennas, then reconstructs coherent data from it at 160 bits per second. That’s slower than a 1990s modem. Downloading a single photograph at that rate would take weeks.

The spacecraft itself runs on 8.8 kg of decaying plutonium-238 that generated 470 watts at launch in 1977. Today it produces roughly 200 watts, losing about 4 watts per year. NASA has been shutting down instruments one by one since the 1980s to keep the math working. They turned off the cosmic ray sensor just this year.

And here’s the part nobody’s talking about: there is exactly one antenna on Earth that can send commands to Voyager. Deep Space Station 43 in Canberra. It went offline for major upgrades from May 2025 through early 2026. During that window, if Voyager had a critical fault, the team would have had to wait months to respond.

A 48-year-old spacecraft built on 1970s computing, running on a plutonium battery that’s lost 60% of its output, transmitting at a power level that barely qualifies as existing, from a distance where light itself takes 23 hours to arrive. And a German observatory just casually picked up its carrier signal on a live stream.

The engineering margin NASA built into this mission was designed for 4 years to Saturn. Everything after that is borrowed time the engineers keep extending by doing math with 200 watts.

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

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STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT