Michael Holenstein

Epicurean. Food glorious food. Professional mystery guest! let me give you constructive feedback on your restaurant or hotel. GOD is Great!🇨🇭🇿🇦in my blood!!

[Jacques Maree @JacquesMaree73]

After having this dystopian nightmare shoved down our throats 365 days a year, it was still decided that the world needs a #TransDayOfVisibility or they might disappear? We can only bloody wish.

[Phumlani M. Majozi @PhumlaniMMajozi]

Under President @CyrilRamaphosa, South Africa is a mess - with rampant crime, blackouts, water supply problems, highest unemployment in the world.

To distract from his incompetence, his administration has accused Israel of genocide in Gaza, fronts for Iran.

[WATCH] more here: https://t.co/lanK90CZnk

[Joburg lawyer @joburglawyer]

Fuck Cadbury. Spineless misguided woke decisions that deserve no more than contempt. Time to drop Cadbury from the shopping basket.

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@SA_Mum @visitor_V1990 @MrsDViant @ori0n7

[Vusi Sambo @VusiSambo]

BREAKING:

In yet another victory for our democracy, President Cyril Ramaphosa has set up yet another Task Team. A water one this time😀🥳🕺🏽💃🏾
The move comes as Gauteng & many rundown municipalities are faced with a lack of water. Nobody knows why his predecessors & he himself have never been bothered by the millions of rural South Africans who have never seen piped, tap water since the Thabo Mbeki era.

The task team will be led by our Casanova Deputy President Paul Mashatile. It’s unclear what Hydrology, & water engineering & bulk infrastructure; treatment; reticulation/supply/distribution; policy & regulation & conservation knowledge & skills bro possesses (he is only armed with a Matric certificate). The Minister & Deputy Minister of Water & Sanitation & the hundreds of their people on payroll have also welcomed this move of being led to somewhere by Casanova Paul.

The Task Team is wildly expected to state the obvious: old, ageing, neglected, unmaintained & decaying infrastructure inherited from the Nats - which have characterised the ANC’s mismanagement of our municipalities & country at large. R700 million has been set aside for the desktop investigation.

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

Well done @OUTASA - you deserve a lot of credit for helping ordinary South Africans learn civil disobedience. We mustn’t forget our collective strength against the government- no matter which party is in power

[Jack Devnarain @JackD157]

The victory is yours @OUTASA ✊🏽

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@SwissRugbyUnion Hi @SwissRugbyUnion why do you not update your posts. The National Team has done so well over the past season?

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@Schwarzenegger I’m reading it too!! Some great advice. Enjoy the life story. @Schwarzenegger I’m always looking at ways of improving myself!

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@EducationalFeed @LearnThinx I’ve seen this in Switzerland 🇨🇭 at several farmyards!

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

#RugbySuisse has just beaten Czech Republic 41-25 in Prague. Great result for them!! Well done Allez Suisse Hopp Schwiiz!!

[Margaret Thatcher @MrsMThatcher]

Socialists the world over are peddling a false political prospectus. They promise freedom, but when in power they snuff it out.

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

Great idea 👇

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@MTNza Yello @MTNza I have already!!! Yesterday

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@MTNza am I the only one unable to make calls on the #network this has been ongoing for a week now!! #MTN

[Joburg lawyer @joburglawyer]

How does the ANC reconcile its indignation in regard to Gaza, but tolerates the invasion of Ukraine and decimation of Ukrainians, then also sits in conference with Putin to the evils of neo colonialism and protection of human rights which he tramples on every day in Russia?

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@MTNza how was it possible for someone to use my mobile number to do a
sim Swap?? This is #fraud

[Michael Holenstein @MikeHolenstein]

@MTNza Yello @MTNza I have sent you the details

[Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team @AstonMartinF1]

The calm before the storm.

[Jacques Maree @JacquesMaree73]

Where are Ramaphosa, Pandor, Mbalula etc on this? Navalny's death in custody is no different to the way some of their comrades died while in custody of the apartheid government. Yet they remain bosom buddies with Putin. They must explain this.