Mike Honcho 🇺🇸

I work the nuts and bolts isle at Home Depot. I patriotize my beer by pouring it into a USA flag cup. follow @garypetersonusa

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A fellow straightriot has suggested the best VP to our lort and savior is himself, Trump.

Let me explain how it works… 🧵

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@GuntherEagleman I thought we were for mean tweets? What happened?

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@catturd2 You blocked the coach @3YearLetterman ? Just because FSU isn’t SEC doesn’t mean the SEC isn’t the most patriotic conference

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@GuntherEagleman As a patriot, I was upset that we didn’t break out into WWIII yesterday. On the other hand, we get to spend months declaring WWIII blaming Biden.

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@Alphafox78 The middle was vaxxed?

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@catturd2 Just knowing that the sitting president will be addressing the nation triggers me!

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@catturd2 I can’t wait until the release of the Catturd parenting book!

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@catturd2 She should have taken her ivermectin suppositories.

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@eekymom Why won’t the government support our patriot studies on ivermectin suppositories?

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@GuntherEagleman Including the red coats. They were just mad about the taxes

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@esgoldbe @JoelPlatoon @GuntherEagleman Fascism is an outdated term used in the Roman Empire. It’s now called straightriotism given Romans were too accepting of cross dressers.

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@elonmusk You won’t believe this, but @AdrianDittmann was talking about FSD today too! What a coincidence

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@OleGriersy To think he got too close to a windmill… such a shame

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@TONYxTWO And wokesters thought we couldn’t tie OJs death to Biden.

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@unhealthytruth @racismdestroys Amen! Just wait until she walks too close to a windmill.

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@unhealthytruth This is what happens when you come across a 5G tower and walk too close to a windmill.

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@unhealthytruth He got too close to a windmill.

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@angel_0f_deathx @DeathMetalV They say he died from windmill cancer

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@BarnDoor942 *frew

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@DougJBalloon @Variety Windmill cancer?

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@leslibless I heard it was windmill cancer