MikeINChicago

Author, satirist, fluent in sarcasm and common sense, Office worker by day, dispenser of sanity by night.

[MikeINChicago @MikeINChicago]

@AvaBennettqk Ice tray.

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@davidhogg111 Is she planning her own funeral and burial?

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@RepNancyMace Not a "tranny". Not gay. Not a drag queen. Not a lefty. Not a terrorist. Not a migrant.
He is white, Republican, gun toter, Trump voter. Still wanted him executed in the street?
Your as ignorant as your rhetoric.

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@davidhogg111 And yet, the MAGA claim they are not supporting new a Nazi party. Everyone should read the testimony of Holocaust survivors and compare.

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@jjuddsons Hi

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@jk_rowling Proving you can feed a pug in anything and she is still a pig.

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@JamieGSebastian Hey

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@ChicagosMayor The next Chicagoan who is shot, stabbed, beaten, or robbed is on your hands when a teen mob forms because you gave the OK for them to do it.

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@ge_s121 Hi

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with ABC News reporter Terry Moran against Stephen Miller!

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@jjuddsons Too long

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@jaketapper That should make you happy @jaketapper now that you've become a partisan hack who will demonize a cancer victim to line your pockets.

[J 🐝 🍷 🐉 @Cyberwon1]

Is he gay enough, is he too gay? Does he sound too smart, he needs to talk less smart? He has a beard, get rid of the beard, or have the beard? This kind of overthinking is why Democrats lose elections! Just let the man be real as he talks to people with practical solutions

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Pete Buttigieg against Donald Trump!

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@jaketapper From journalist to partisan hack. What a disappointment.

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@elonmusk Your penis...er ticket failed, AGAIN.

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@OriginalSinBook How does it feel to have done a MAGA hatchet job on a man with cancer. I hope this actually tanks your career for good

[Neil Smith 🇬🇧 @real_neilsmith]

If Newcastle win today I’ll take it all off.
Reposters only 🚨
🖤🤍 Massive game! Massive reward!

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@jjuddsons Yes

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@TheAdvocateMag Moving "Bros" to our side is how Dems take back government. It's only pandering to small minded people who are so out of touch about how we lost, we're better off ignoring you. All the points Pete made should be getting hammered into reahable MAGA heads.