Mike Lipton

Officer says “papers,” I say “scissors”

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Every time I parallel park I pretend I’m taking a drivers test. Take that as you may.

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@ATRightMovies Without question. The people clearly know.

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@NFL @obj There’s no question, this is it.

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A tough one is when you watch a movie on the airplane but don’t finish it and then it’s not on any service providers you’re subscribed to. Speaking of 3:10 to Yuma. The movie, not my flight. Don’t ask me how it ends.

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Russ Henley on 18

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USB-C to lightning, this is your captain speaking. #upgrade #IOS

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@ATRightMovies I was literally born in the dark

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@colbyfootbalfan Reading this actually just made me hung

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No I am not using Apple Pay to get into my apartment complex

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@ATRightMovies Cillian Murphy rings a bell

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Me telling chatgpt to provide more:

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@want_a_sandwich @duzzitpicks @duzzitpicks get back in line

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@8rucewayn3 This is actually awesome

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Just had the “Panini of the Week” and Ron looks at me and says, “you know the panini of the month was an option…” so I shake my head as he adds, “not to mention Aaron over there got the panini of the year.” I’m beside myself, what’s next the panini of the century?!

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@BracketPod @JackKennedy @TomScibelli @ChrisKlemmer @bobgoochman @RUDOLPHJUNDA @DannyJConrad Skyler vs Dolores - Dolores
Ramsay vs Caillou - Ramsay
Dolores takes

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@weatherapplover In case you need help with the assignment, I am a DM away.

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2 for the price of 1 or 1 for the price of none? I’ll leave what it is open ended (in my case it was chipotle).

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@colbyfootbalfan Wow this looks like hit the fairway or you’re f’d

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Booked.

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@colgatehour1 #changemymind just watch the damn movie