Mike Mayron

"I wanna go fast..." -Ricky Bobby

[Mike Mayron @MikeMayron]

@DevinOlsenn @bot Grokbot is a team of intelligent workers that can literally run a business, debate scientific dilemma's or even give personalized financial advice better than a wealth manager and you've got it making coffee runs like an intern 😂

What do you think about that @grok @bot?

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@Zombieonearth_ It's sooooooo bad. Who would actually release this publicly?!?!? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ai fairytales with no life lessons 🤡😮‍💨

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@AlmegaOpha @GrowingUpRetro Del taco had $.29 taco Tuesday in the late nineties. I think they were $.39 every other day

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@viralvortex51 Good as new 😂

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@its_The_Dr When'd Rosie O'Donnell make it back stateside 😂

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@MattS270 @PghEVFan @RealJamesWoods 🤡 read a book

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@Powerade Any chance you have archive footage of the short John Force Powerade Words of Advice / Driving tips campaign where he screams "Don't Turn! Drive straight!" on a commercial from the early 2000s NHRA days? Absolute classic—would make a lot of fans happy! #JohnForce #Powerade #NHRA

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Just realized #Ubereats no fee for pickup orders is actually costing me $6.79 at this particular restaurant and they're over charging me on tax as well. Any lawyers interested in receipts? Don't trust @UberEats and their hidden fees without verification like me

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Here you go

The X post from @AlexBergillo
questions the truth of a viral video depicting a 21-year-old woman falling to her death from a 40-meter bridge in Limeira, Brazil, during a rope jump activity.
Multiple news outlets including https://t.co/vWmyDTWsXH and BNO News confirm the June 13, 2026 incident at Ponte do Esqueleto, where Maria Eduarda Rodrigues de Freitas was launched without her safety cord attached.
Six event organizers were detained by police for negligence, with video footage from different angles and witness statements supporting the reports of the fatal oversight.

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@AdamCarollaShow Got your Hollywood star and it's officially Adam Carolla day, all on your birthday!?! Talk about winning the divorce and living your best life! Congratulations on all your success. Your work has made my life a little bit better and I appreciate it

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@antibearthesis @Osint613 Extended version
Couldn't find on x but worth the click
https://t.co/0vtbszUMIo

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https://t.co/HSAnWrR5GM

@elonmusk did I win the best convo ever award or does grok tell everyone this?

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@rhowrish @SawyerMerritt At least half off 14.2 seems fair. I'd subscribe to HW3's 12.6 for under $50/mo today on my leased M3

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@LeadersJunction The smartest kids in that class don't know the difference between fluid oz and oz of weight apparently... That is stressful!

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@CitizenoftheWo4 @Nonredacted @VisualCap @VCElements I'm guessing the UK imports about as much as they export, this chart is for gold in the ground still 🤔

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@DaNikePlugs @coinbase Something is fishy about this... I'd fire any IT team that would schedule this during business hours personally

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@JOKAQARMY1 The ships owned by Gomez and Lopez are definitely JeWs!!! 🫨🤣

Do you even have a critical thinking brain cell left?

Bet they slept with your wife and ran over your dog too

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@RealJamesWoods @grok when and where is this picture from?

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@VickyV50758750 Bro, see that grass... That ain't LA 😂
@grok where is this pic from?