Mike Merk

Comedian, Producer, Pizza lover, NYC

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

My favorite flavor is carbs #delicious #honesty #NoShame #comedy

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

@Apple sold me a defective phone, replaced it once and now says i have to pay $319 for new version of the same phone FOH #FoxNews #CNN #MSNBC #ScamAlert

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

10:30 The Melting Pot Variety Show Ft @RoryAlbanese Presented By @MikeMerk01 @MelsMissing @TryfleNB
https://t.co/qerwpqj6PK

[Terry McNeely Comedian @Mac72Terry]

August 4th & 5th I'm headlining @comedyinbristol @countingjoel @MikeMerk01 #Philadelphia #Bristol #Bensalem #Comedy #RT

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

@funnygirljax Well the best part about being unoriginal is being told you are. At least you noticed

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

United we stand but divided we fly #UnitedAirlines

[Terry McNeely Comedian @Mac72Terry]

THIS WEEKEND THE COMEDY WORKS,BRISTOL PA fri/Sat 9:30pm @MikeMerk01 @gallocomedy @comedyinbristol #Comedy #philadelphia

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

Donald Trump: "You know what bugs me?
Melania: "What?"
Donald Trump: "The FBI"
@OccupyDemocrats #Trump #wiretapping

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

The Ringling Bros circus is shutting down. Apparently the clowns left for a better job on Trumps cabinet. #RinglingBrosCircus #Trump

[Central Stage @Central_Stage_]

Next Friday night at 8:30 - Vincent James will be at HA! w/Brian Grossi, Mike Merkovich & Josh Filowposki! https://t.co/sofPrqsEaW for tix!

[Central Stage @Central_Stage_]

Next Friday Night at 8:30: Vincent James w/Brian Grossi, Josh Filipowski, & Mike Merkovich! Tickets on sale now at https://t.co/sofPrqsEaW!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Sen Gillibrand is deciding her position on Steve Bannon. NYers: call to ask her to oppose white supremacy in the White House. [phone]

[Terry McNeely Comedian @Mac72Terry]

#Bristol #bristol #philadelphia #Philly @Mac72Terry @gallocomedy @MikeMerk01 Friday & Saturday 9:30pm

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

I like to break the tension in an elevator by going "So, who voted for Trump?"

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

Didn't the Mayans predict this ages ago #Elections2016

[Comedy Fight Club @ComedyFightNYC]

QOTD:"Alex is so crazy that when she goes to a frat house, SHE rapes THEM."-@MikeMerk01

[Terry McNeely Comedian @Mac72Terry]

Nov 18 & 19 Bristol PA Philly Area @gallocomedy @MikeMerk01 #philadelphia #Pennslyvania #Comedy #Rt

[Carlito Hayes @CarlitoHayes]

C'mon guys, let's go to the #parade. #adventure. #historymade #impulsivebehavior #devilsadvocate #doitforthebit @MikeMerk01

[Mike Merk @MikeMerk01]

Seriously, can we just call it a tie? #worldseries

[Jay Nog @JayNog]

TONIGHT @PaidorPain @SiriusXMComedy Raw Dog 99 7pm @NewYorkComedy Me, @MehranX @JamesLmattern @bonniemcfarlane @LadyZombie @MikeMerk01