Michael Metler

UMBC Class of 2020 🐶

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

some people at the gym must’ve never learned the “1-2-3 that’s enough for me” rule I swear

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

Okay @bkj10__ I’m using twitter like you recommended to avoid studying for my exam at 5 now what 😂

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

@MISSSSSSPINKY @Heidi_CanadnGal @50ShadesOfGUK @imaloverofbooks @Loli17 @jedwards52 @mommykms @Sam_Sooki @NerdyNikkiAnn @Alondra0692 22 and proud

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

Types omw*

Phone: no it’s “On my way!”

Me: I said omw not On my way!

Phone: On my way!

LAST I CHECKED I WAS TYPING THIS MESSAGE OKAY BACK OFF

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

If I had a penny for every time I tried to charge my phone while I was listening to music...

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

So 3/22 aisles open in Walmart that’s cool

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

@CurtinAllison Gotta say, I would not have thought that sounded good in the first place 😅

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

Hold up do some people really consider 5pm afternoon?

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

@spencerrtweetz Are those all from the farm? 😂

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

In honor of #NationalVodkaDay...

"two" shots of vodka.

[Panera Bread @panerabread]

Good morning everybody, let’s get this bread.

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

I did not need this PTSD on my Saturday morning 😭😂

[MilesplitMD @MilesplitMD]

Breaking News: The Dip is still here at Hereford! 😂 #BullRunInvite

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

Imagine leaving for a normal day of work not knowing you may have just talked to your loved ones for the last time. Cherish every second you have with your friends/fam. #NeverForget

[Danny @doglab]

The last word of love not hate on the planes We will #NeverForget.

[HurricaneIsaias @Hurricaneflor]

I’m coming bitches

[em🦇 @everlastingsuds]

finally got my DNA results back

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

Had to Introduce myself to a class with the last video game I played and the OS it ran on. Only in Comp Sci.

[Michael Metler @MikeMet24]

@TheSeanODonnell @sophiakatheanna @papajohnspiz Ooey Gooey Buttercake