Mike Elliott

The Parody Account for Mike Elliott. Lover of Morpeth. Golf. Lesley. James. Thomas and Paul in that order.

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

The good thing about lockdown?.....not getting scared by this stupid bitch!

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Oi @MarsGlobal , I NEED more GREEN ones in my family size starburst bag that is just for ME!!!!! If you would like to send me more I live at 11 Morpeth Way, Morpeth! #AllForMe #NoneForLeslie #OpalFruits

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

When Lesley says I can’t cut down to working only 3 days a week yet 😤🤬 #NoseBleed #BurstBloodVessels #BloodyWomen

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

@emptywallet10

[Neil Macdonald @emptywallet10]

Had a trip out to Morpeth. Didn't realise @MikeNElliott was so well connected his family built the bridge. #lordofthemanor #priveleged

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

I sampled and reviewed the new Spicy Nuggets from @McDonaldsUK today! Verdict = Mmmmm
#WontBeHomeForTeaLesley

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Rutherford’s Update: he’s keeping the shop name and I’ll still be able to buy my shirts and chinos from there! My prayers to the Morpeth gods were answered 🙏🏼

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Nobody speak to me!! I am not taking the news well 😢

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Look Lesley I’m famous! Love these boys more than Paul and James 🏏

[Tom Seymour @SeymourT66]

@MikeNElliott excelled himself tonight #buddies #bestmates

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

I’ve been promoted to cleaner 🤓 #MrsHinch #LesleyIsSoLucky

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Handmade Lint Rollers for after I get my hair cut 🤓 #CleverMikey

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Will the real Mike Elliott please stand up? #MorpethSlimShady

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Hi everyone, Lesley here (Mike’s wife). Yoo Hoooo 👋🏼

[Tom Seymour @SeymourT66]

Great to see @MikeNElliott is ready for @DurhamCricket v @lancscricket @SNBULLS #boycottindisguise

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Every day I’m swiping 👉🏻 #Tinder #DontTellLesley #SidePieces #DoingBits #BirdsInEveryAreaCodeInNorthumberland

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

TWERK PONG.....Lesley is one LUCKY girl 😉 #TwerkAtWork #MorpethsFinestBooty #JamesCouldDoThis #PaulCouldnt #LuckyLesley

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

GDPR exam? Smashed it mate 👊🏼🥇 #DataGuru #MorpethsDataProtector #MeClever #FailedTheFirstTime #DontTellLesley 🤓

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

Don't think I mentioned it to anyone but....I'm in Tenerife!! If you'd like some Christmas and New Year wishes just email me for my out of office! P.S. Did I mention I was in Tenerife?? 😎☀️#HappyHolidays #OutOfOfficeGoals #LesleyWheresMyPinaColada

[Mike Elliott @MikeNElliott]

When @DAVIDW1122 is away his office is where we play! #Cheltenham #MySystem #MikesFillies