Mike Oliveri

Writer, martial artist, dad, motorcyclist, and cigar aficionado. Not necessarily in that order.

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"WhY dOeS tHiS gEnErAtIOn HaTe CaPiTaLiSm?"

[Tod Clark @TodClark]

This photo was taken at Sundance Film Festival 2012. Left to right, me, Brian Keene, Mike Oliveri and Mikey Huyck.
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@tanyacarinae @BrianKeene @marysangiovanni @manylittlewords @todd_keisling @RonaldMalfi @BrackardsWrench It's a lot more common to be over budget.

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@BrianKeene @marysangiovanni @manylittlewords @todd_keisling @RonaldMalfi @BrackardsWrench I can neither confirm nor deny such behaviors that may or may not have happened in drinking establishments and/or recreational aquatic facilities.

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@BrianKeene @MightStephen @ron_clinton @MuchAdoAboutNil @StefanDz11 @joelansdale @atters1000 @Pulpcurry @memizon @lay_jim @Weird_Friction @Sulli864 @Charrlygirl @SSheil @GavinWoltjer @OzNoir @kresby2 @StuartKells @hitch_josh @BCHvids Yep. I still have two or three copies that I found at used book stores.

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Did you know CROOKED HILLS is a #ProjectWeLove on #Kickstarter? I think you're gonna love it, too. Check out the campaign and support this fun horror adventure! #KickstarterReads #horror #halloween #horrorcommunity

https://t.co/JiW6B0P8eb

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@ClarkReamer It'll keep the old 4G vampires at bay.

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Braaaaaaaaaaains

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@ChrisMurrin

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If you honestly believe this, you are straight up fucking stupid.

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Bonus stupidity: cyber security training is part of this employee's annual training.

Immediate termination. It's 2023. Not knowing how to navigate technology is not your employer's problem, not the IT department's problem, it's a YOU problem.

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A friend runs the IT dept for a large school district. This morning a district employee got a browser popup claiming her PC has a virus, and she actually called the number on the popup instead of the IT department.

That should be grounds for termination. (1/2)

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That scam is decades old. It's one thing to fall for it on a personal machine, but if you compromise an entire network, including student and employee data, because you're too stupid to vet a pop-up, you have no business having access to that network/data. (2/2)

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@ClarkReamer

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"He got hit in the hole."

Does Joe Buck actually listen to what he's saying?

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@ClarkReamer Oh, I knew what he meant. But it was jarring to hear when you're only half listening and have the humor of a 12 year old.

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This.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Pretty neat to see 6 Blackhawks running drills above the office today.

Healthcare would be pretty fucking neat too.

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It begins.