Michael Ox

Leader of the Ox Party. Trolling GB News. Fan of Douglas Ross. Parody (obvs)

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

I think I should, I should stand. Ox Party policies will recover the economy. #Mike4PM

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

ONLY THE OX PARTY WITH ME CAN LEAD US TO A BETTER NATION! #GeneralElectionNow

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

I'm fuming. Why isn't Airdrie and Shotts getting an independence referendum?

[SNP Peterhead @SNPPeterhead]

Fit Like @MikeOxsmells? What's your take on today's announcement?

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Hmmm, now that you say that? 🤔

[LC1878🖤💛🏌‍♂️⛳️ @cupidstunt08]

What is the most ridiculous name you've ever come across in real life??

I met a kid once who swore blind his mate's dad was called Malcolm Powder...

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@MrsAstronaut

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Just give up brother... 😴

[Douglas Ross @Douglas4Moray]

I want to say to every @ScotTories voter who chose to stay at home - I understand why you did. You're rightly angry.

We’re determined to win back your trust and your vote next time.

We'll never take you for granted, as other parties do, and we're up for the challenge.

(2/2)

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Hearing reports that the Ox Party could make grounds in the Stevens household in Airdrie and Shotts. #LE2022

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

We replaced Jackson Carlaw for you???

[indy swim 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @indy_swim]

What is Murdo Fraser saying to Douglas Ross here? Answer below.

[indy swim 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @indy_swim]

Gary Robertson: "Is the Prime Minister a truthful man?"

Douglas Ross: "Yes."

F**K ME 🙈🙈🙈

#GMS

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Oh no. 🙊

[indy swim 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @indy_swim]

Gary Robertson: "Is the Prime Minister a truthful man?"

Douglas Ross: "Yes."

F**K ME 🙈🙈🙈

#GMS

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Trying to get in touch with Douglas, it's only going to voice mail, I don't think he is liking the news...

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak will be fined over Downing Street lockdown parties https://t.co/gTBBsa0bQw

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@DavyBarclay I don't have a wife. Only Maria 😍

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Right I'm hosting a virtual Q&A. What questions have you got for the Ox?

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@Qq19605985 I've BEAN planning my return...

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

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[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@ThEeDaRkOnE @Douglas4Moray ❤️

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Where's my campaign manager @ThEeDaRkOnE gone to? Does he know I'm back online for a limited time only?

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@Willvonsexron If your ox-smells, go in the shower and wash with Atomic Kitten Strawberry Bubble Blast!

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

😀👍

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

Progress to GE2024... 52.9%

Does anyone fancy finishing the lines with their own predictions so we can laugh at ourselves in 2 years time?

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

Douglas just sent me a message, he's selling a four pack of Atomic Kitten's fragrance, Whole Again.

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@mikeinsdevon Murray Grey cows are my favourite

[Michael Ox @MikeOxsmells]

@neil_harkness @indy_swim That's true. But then again, he did sack her after becoming leader.