Essential Vern

he/him | 16.6+ Golf Handicap | Advocate for touching grass | Veteran 🇺🇲 | not a healthcare CEO

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

This "essential worker" thing is sort of mind-boggling. It's sort of like being drafted by capitalism.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@AndrewMercado @HunterBiden You support rich people doing tax evasion?

I think the rich should have to pay their fair share regardless of who their genocidal daddy is

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@BillyNordForMN @HunterBiden So you think the rich should be allowed to commit tax fraud?

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

It's public land idiot

[emily miller @emilymiller]

Anddd the first idiot jumped the fence at the Lincoln Reflecting Pool to get his soccer ball. I warned him National Guard is all around. He said he didn’t care.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@Moustache_bq @TheGoblinnn Okay boomer

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Like yeah, your jaw or neck might be sore from getting smoked in the cage with a puck, but it's way harder to replace your face.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

As a Minnesotan:
Stick & puck = beanie
Pond or pickup = beanie or lid
No slapshot & above = full cage

There is absolutely no competitive advantage in taking a puck to the face. He's now 1. Probably missing a shift, and 2. Probably wearing a bubble now anyway.

[Chris McCluskey @mcclusk]

Fucking brutal.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Ah, left game, left like 16 minutes of your ice time to get picked up, left your Game 3 status in the Stanley Cup Finals in question, all because defensemen don't wear cages/fishbowls.

It's really cheap, easy, and painless to replace a cage. Did it twice in 104GP in beer league

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@Mike_from_PA What a fucking loser. He's suffering from delusions and stupidity.

I must admit, I do agree with Ethan on one thing that he said during this case though, which is that his wife is a terrorist.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@SusanBruiser @localhuman False there are only 32 unhoused in Minneapolis according to the boy mayor and his developer friends

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

I wonder if the city has any giant blocks of concrete it needs to illegally dump. This bridge looks like a great place for it.

[localhuman @localhuman]

After MnDOT closed the 24th St. pedestrian and bike crossing over Hiawatha this week, there is no way to cross the highway on foot between downtown and 28th St without walking in the middle of Franklin or Cedar Ave or going mile out of your way.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Easiest lock. Can you liberals stop sweeping for that corrupt failson piece of shit?

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Joe Biden is filth. It is very funny that his piece of shit son is going to go to jail in part because of laws he authored. Joe Biden will pardon Hunter after he loses in November.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@SeeDaneRun @AaronandCricket @FedEx It is.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Brian Mast is a double amputee.

Fun fact: people injured by IEDs that have multiple amputations are more likely than not to have had their dick & balls blown off.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mast: Israel is killing terrorists who I just listed off all of the attacks that have gone on just since early April…

Tlaib: She wasn't a terrorist. She was returning from home after completing her exams at the Lebanese university in Beirut. The Israeli bomb targeted her family's car, killing her alongside her brother, her father.

Mast: Prove it.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

The dumbest people on the internet will say "wow Netanyahu and Platner both want to end aid to Israel"

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Netanyahu saying it was “my plan to shift the framework for U.S.-Israel defense cooperation from aid to partnership.”

We had Josh Paul on BP this morning to break down what this means. It would give Israel extraordinary leverage over the U.S. by embedding their technology in our supply chains and weapons systems.

[JT Cestkowski @JTCestkowski]

@TheOtherMandela @DavidCCrowley @MissyforWI @keldahelenroys "Do you support a one-year or longer moratorium on data center construction in Wisconsin?"

Only @FrancescaHongWI said yes. Gasps in the room. The "no" candidates used their long-form answers to qualify that they would support regulations. But this is a red line for many people.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

@Astrapricityyy Lmao chat

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

It would cure better if they had air conditioning. They are barbarians.

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

İngiliz bir sıva ustasının iki saat harcayarak bitirmeye çalıştığı tavan, son saniyede kullanılamaz hale geldi. O anlar viral oldu.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

You couldn't pay me to turn the sound on

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

How we inadvertently exposed the functionally illiterate when we installed credit card machines in taxis.

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Hell yeah my great great grandpa fought out of Michigan

[Mike @hammerito]

That’s because my great great grandfather hit him with the blicky

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

Well would you look at that. Dumb rat lib immediately deployed state cops to defend Trumps ICE
https://t.co/JmKFWeOnmq

[Essential Vern @MikePermute]

The dumbass lib governor of NJ tried to setup a free speech zone. She gave a Walzian speech about "turning down the temperature". Fuck the motherfucking temperature.

None of the NJ protesters at Delaney are in the 'peaceful protest zone'.

W New Jersey. Solidarity ✊️