Mike Humphrey

Catholic, Conservative, Dad, Papi. God, Country, Family, Red Sox.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@billysandytodd Or if they do, the water is usually empty or mud and the squeegee is trashed.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover There’s no doubt!

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@TbirdTr3y_10 Maybe not relevant, but you might appreciate. I went to a TAMU/ SMU game at the Cottonbowl, 1982, I think. The Pony Expres days. Sat (stood) with an Aggie Family for the game. I was unaffiliated, but that is a sports experience near the top of my list. Still get goosebumps.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@jordanmodro Yes, yes, I felt that today. And fittingly, the day ended with the hand held shower head hose bursting in my hand and spraying water everywhere.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

When we feel the pressure to conform to the insanity of a God-less culture driven by a totalitarian power elite, we must ask ourselves: who are we trying to please? Whoever we are trying to please, that is who we serve. God gives us free will to choose - will we serve Him, or will we serve those who seek to undermine our relationship with Him? We can't serve both.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@Lead_Flinger Had some on vaca in FL this week. Very good, tho I’m a JB drinker so my taste might be questionable. My son who was with me and is more of a whiskey connoisseur also said it’s hard to find in TX.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

Hey @Disney WTF? Been here more thanonce or twice and this is the biggest BS yet. Waiting for a bus back to Pop. Bus pulls up, unloads and driver says “putting this bus out of service.” 30 minutes later, waiting. Y’all good at moving us or telling us why not. Cept this time.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@OfficialOPLive best line ever was last night on OPL: “you can’t shoot her and then not marry her!”

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover Watching your focus and improvement is helping this old guy to keep pushing. Cheering you on and trying to keep up.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@DonutOperator Coolers might fall into the ‘less lethal’ category.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@provaxtexan @TexasGOP @RepArrington @chiproytx @SelfForCongress @JakeEllzey @RepCloudTX @Lancegooden @RepNateMoran @RepBrianBabin Because most fed employees vote Republican?

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover I feel like that every morning. Guessing I look like it, too.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@cjpearson I do know who Tracy Chapman is because I’m 58 and I listened to and enjoyed to her music back then. That’s all.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover Apparently more than one of us .

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover Please don’t say “please”. Just fn tell ‘em.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@mehdirhasan Where is this ‘low inflation’ you speak of?

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover You do know what smoking near a no smoking area leads to, right?

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover “Missed it by ‘that’ much.” 😆

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@Iraqveteran8888 Hope at least 5.

[Mike Humphrey @MikeRich320]

@NotABBWLover Well, obviously you’re a beast.