Commander and Chief of my Pimp Ship Flying High✈️

[Commander and Chief of my Pimp Ship Flying High✈️ @MikeShaaaw]

@GrimmVega Fuck y'all

[Commander and Chief of my Pimp Ship Flying High✈️ @MikeShaaaw]

@kaleajanae freaky like dwight and angela

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

that boy bill really with the shits man i fuck with this https://t.co/ohroKPSmS6

[Commander and Chief of my Pimp Ship Flying High✈️ @MikeShaaaw]

@GrimmVega

[Commander and Chief of my Pimp Ship Flying High✈️ @MikeShaaaw]

@ostapasta Preach

[lmao @aayylmao]

walmart yodel boy is a harvard experiment

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

[Commander and Chief of my Pimp Ship Flying High✈️ @MikeShaaaw]

I missed a spot shaving this morning and didn't notice until my barber shaved it off for me

[lily @lilzlozz]

This calls for my favorite joke of all time:

Lawyer: so it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?

Mickie: no, I said she was fucking goofy https://t.co/07ymxAxdNL

[Warren Leight @warrenleightTV]

Stephen Hawking was born January 8, 1942, on the 300th anniversary of Galileo's death. He died today, March 14th, on the anniversary of Einstein's birth. Time is circular - no beginning, no end.