Michael Splittgerber

Digital Marketing Professional

Tria puncta, futo hinc exeamus #mot #alaw

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

@UncleChaps Nah dark arts are all apart of it

[Ulysses S Chant @UlyssesSChant]

That’s an easy classic chant for sure. But what if we leaned into Flo’s Brooklyn heritage and did this one instead:

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

@LUFC1992_v2 @CF_Foundation MOT! I'm finally not the only Leeds fan in greater Des Moines. Cheers

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

Need to bring Aaronson on so Tillman can play next week

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

BALOGUN GOLDEN BOOOOOOT

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

You know what, HELL YEAH.

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

I can't get over this guy. Just lovely. Absolute banger of a voice. Love his support and he's very proud of it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Rock Chalk Algeria”

Only at the 2026 World Cup

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

Memorial Day 2026 vs last year:

⛽ Gas: +28%
✈️ Flights: +20.7%
🐄 Beef: +16%
🍅 Tomatoes: +40%
☕ Coffee: +18%
🌭 Hot dogs: +11%
🏨 Hotels: +4.3%

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

@travisclones Been long enough I can say thanks but see ya later.

[Garland Nixon @TheGarlandNixon]

BREAKING NEWS: White House insiders leak that hungover Defense Secretary Hegseth smelled like vomit and urine when he fell asleep at the Tuesday morning intel briefing.

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

🌪️🌪️One of my all time favs🌪️🌪️

[Alex Insdorf @alexinsdorf99]

Chargers TE Charlie Kolar: "There's something so beautiful about you're up by six points, it's like 3rd and 3-you know you're running it. There's two minutes left in the game, they have no timeouts. You get a first down, the game's over."

"They know you're running it. Your wife knows you're running it. Their wife knows you're running it. You still run it. That is more satisfying than any touchdown I've ever had. That's one thing I've grown to appreciate in the NFL."

[Adam Pope @apopey]

Congratulations Leeds United on another season secured in the Premier League. #LUFC

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

Lovely Grey....more like Spiral Ham @BarstoolBigCat #KentuckyOaks

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

Going to the corner in the 86th minute against the worst team in the league. That's Spurs.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

The Reflecting Pool, previously solid granite, is now getting coated with an "American-flag blue" industrial grade swimming pool topping.

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

Secondhand embarrassment for Mendoza's little bro is hitting hard. #NFLDraft

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

“In the Catholic teaching, this is not a just war,” Cardinal Robert McElroy, Archbishop of Washington, D.C., says of the war in Iran. https://t.co/wmuCW3IWFL

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

@BleedBNetwork 20 difference is weird to call the refs

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

@DoubleVodkaDon Really bad look

[Michael Splittgerber @MikeSplit]

Cope

[The Kentucky Network @KentuckyNet]

Iowa State has never lost a game with Kipp Kissinger officiating

Truly unclear why the NCAA consistently assigns the Iowa-raised kid to officiate his hometown team