Mike Stompoly

Old school Catholic dad, long-suffering Royals fan, trusted financial advisor

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@landofthe80s Turn on MTV - duh.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@SorenPetro The McDonald's people are loving it, though - no free big macs.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@jtpenfield Help me spread this rumor - the word "NickLoftin" is Klingon for "called third strike"....

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@HawkEmDownChris High school classmate - David Haas

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@notgaetti Oh, trust me, Royals fans have said that at least as often, if not more. Nice guy, apparently, but he freaking kills us.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@landofthe80s I practically do this now and nobody pays me, dangit.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@notgaetti I LOVE this! 10-WAR rookie season as a grandmother - that's brilliant. My wife is well into season 7 & she's heading toward HOF numbers. Congrats, man.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@farman4x 96

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@OleTimeHardball

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@OleTimeHardball

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@landofthe80s Overrated? Absolutely not. Dave was a freaking genius & Annie was a wonderful singer, and their songwriting and originality in the mid-80s was second to nobody. Did I love their music? At times. But talented? No question.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@notgaetti @derekjeter @CalRipkenJr @STLWizard @baseballhall @MLB @MLBNetwork How many years till we get to start talking about BWittJR? Maybe 10?

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@JimSichko Next time you're in KC, look for a commercial for a delicious buffet restaurant called Joy Wok - while technically a Chinese restaurant commercial, not a Chinese food commercial, it exists. May God continue to bless your ministry, Father!

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@AmericanDebunk Rush would be proud: "illustrate absurdity by being absurd"....

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@royalsreview

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@jtpenfield Seriously, I want to see some TOOTBLAN stats on the Royals - we've got to be the biggest offenders. Way to kill another rally, guys.

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@Royals Sincere question: do any of the prediction markets have a bet whether Tyler Tolbert will have more pitching appearances than Kris Bubic this year(9)?

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@royalsreview Serious question - does anyone track any real stats on TOOTBLANs (like Isaac Collins tonight)? It's just so bad....

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@MLBNetwork

[Mike Stompoly @MikeStompoly]

@danacarvey I say name him Garth. Excellent!