Mike Szar

comedian. hairy. debut album SWEATIN with Helium Comedy Records, link below ⬇️

[Mike Szar @MikeSzar_]

@BeauSinklear @afrocosmist It’s driving me insane that people think this is real. it’s just engagement baiting using misogyny.

[Mike Szar @MikeSzar_]

@afrocosmist Dude it’s so obviously a skit. The edit to the close up of the wire is the tell. It’s just blowing up bc it’s triggered the manosphere

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I do sort of feel bad for prominent journalists in times like this because they feel like they have to say something really but can’t come up with anything profound. lots of people just defaulting and posting like “this is one of the most historic times in history”

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Don’t stop talking about Palestine.

Don’t stop talking about Sudan.

Don’t stop talking about Congo.

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

FACT: Ohio is for Union Lovers 😏✊

Following Columbus's win earlier today, the Westgate store in Toledo, OH just WON their union election!!!!

AND WORKERS WON IT WITH A WILD 19-1 VOTE!!! LETS GO TOLEDO!!!!!!! https://t.co/0LvFy5KNOL

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: The House just passed an $895,000,000,000 Pentagon budget.

[Dr Zahira Jaser زاهرة جاسر @ZahiraJaser]

When I grow up I want to become Cate Blanchett, and have the subtlety to think the carpet is already red, so I can just wear a black & white dress with green lining to make such a strong point. #cannes2024

[Tarek Younis @Tarek_Younis_]

I've been heartbroken all day over Ahmad Shabat.
An Israeli airstrike hit him, his parents and his four siblings. He survived, they didn't.
Then they hit him and his father's relatives. He survived, they didn't.
Then they hit him and his uncle. He survived, his uncle didn't.

[Mike Szar @MikeSzar_]

@rossparsons Sorry for your loss Ross

[Mike Szar @MikeSzar_]

@GadHolland The lack of context makes this so compelling

[Mike Szar @MikeSzar_]

@adamgcomedy The still water grosses me out but the seltzer rocks

[Brad Wenzel @BradWenzel]

My new special / album is out today. Hope you like it. Tell a friend.

https://t.co/mputFpijNb

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a joke attributed to nasreddin, a medieval turkish humorist

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

It’s interesting how every election year the national media obsessively focuses on the swing-state politics of Ohio, but then when there’s a mushroom cloud of carcinogens detonated over Ohio, the same national media barely even mentions it.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The image of Edward Norton holding the Geico Gecko’s hand at the end of Fight Club suddenly popped into my head and then I felt compelled to make it.