Mike Talmon

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

New mental illness I have discovered: Poopcuck Mania. I will not be elaborating.

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

Hate it when I try to look up a song by quoting the lyrics and googles fuckass ai tries to be cool and roleplay with me. Nobody was talking to you

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

@omfuze My meat lowkey shrank back into my abdomen . 😂 Now i sneak food into theaters using it

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

How tiktok users who larp empathy react when they see a fat person for some reason:

[🎟️ @prettyshse]

this upsets me so much

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

@thedemoncherri Fighting nonexistent double standards

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

Laffy Taffy Jokes is dead. The woke doxxed him for this innocent harmless post. Sick F*********************************************s.

[Laffy Taffy Jokes @Laffy_TaffyJoke]

Why don't birds follow directions?

They like to wing it!

#LaffyTaffy #LaffyTaffyJokes

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

His actual real life name is Toby Fox. Thats insane. Dude is born with aura.

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

Babty show

[pac @pacberries_]

Why do people outside of the OSC hate object shows so much. Genuine question

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

I love Annie from Matt Storer. She's a real player. Dated Joe Creep, Miles J Walken, and Mister Smith. Girl power to be frank.

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

My pants got shorter when I watched this video https://t.co/s7aVXmVNwq

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

yall see it right i’m not losing my mind

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

Still not as good as my masterpiece My Turtle Jive

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Remember when you’d have to read garbage like this in class

[woke liberal pronoun 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️she/they/xe @sumaesioso]

ALL OOMFS OF YTA PLEASE READ

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

😂 This is the funniest shit of my life ! 💀

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

This gi fmade a bulhe happen in my pants and then i felt like i had to pee but i went to the bathroom abd nothing cameout

[Chaeri @kingerbutterfly]

“Ok class today we’ll be removing
the first two letters of our name, then the forth, then the sixth through eighth, then the last three”

Kid named heart disease:

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

@sumaesioso

[Tom Hanks @tomhanks]

Oh, yeah! Mayor @CHunschofsky is joining @WhenWeAllVote’s #CivicCities to get everyone voting in Parkland, FLA. I’ve never been to Parkland, but Me Likeeee! Hanx.

Take a look at the dozens of mayors doing this, too: https://t.co/QIOXTMoljl

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

@TrueSlazac *President

[Mike Talmon @MikeTalmon54855]

@pompom71006221 Mike: "Hopefully the libs didn't send him to the Cancel Circus for just noticing and stating the facts... A-roodley-toot-toot! 😂"