Michael Bahr

Gen X writer, analyst, law grad, musician, husband, father of 4, ASU Sun Devil!

Serving up Gen X takes on life, love, and raising kids

Opinions are my own

[Michael Bahr @MikeValmike]

@Hazel_qs I'm sure if I lived in South Asia, I'd have nothing better to do either than engagement farming.

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@Stephen19718352 Every time

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@its_t_train @Bonkytheidiot I am but a humble servant of the Lord :)

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@Hollow_Gato @neverlie Algorithm will let them build an audience and then they pay for the checkmark and try to monetize

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@aroog1278 My response: Don't worry about it, you're in Pakistan? American firearms law doesn't apply to you.

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@KJVPopulist Well will you look at that, it's every single time. Not an American at all, but a Pakistani and very likely a man. Block him as I am about to do.

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@birthdaypro007 @Bonkytheidiot They figure out exactly which buttons to press to get someone to react first and think later (or not at all)

Certain topics just go straight to the lizard brain stem

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@realnatejeune @neverlie Dang dude you ain't kidding

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@rhythmcache @neverlie lol @ all the Indians replying to this, blocked

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@Pranav200829 @neverlie Ah, another Indian man. Blocked

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@MeghanEMurphy @White_Crayon_00 To have and to hold, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, amirite?

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@problematicfav8 @emilyinvc There is scarcely an adult woman in the world under the age of, oh, 50 or so (and a few that are over) who does not have the option of walking into a store full of Warhammer players and finding at least one who is single and will happily take her to bed that night

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@paulg That's because the chart leaves out entrepreneurs / small business owners, whom Rs approve at +60 over Ds

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@escapefrommelos I just died from cringe. I'm dead now.

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@sentientist FDS gives women an advanced, elaborate set of rules that only apply to the men they aren't immediately so attracted to that they throw away all the rules. It's like having a solar-powered flashlight

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@kornbuilds I'd be like "well that's about it for internet, I'm gonna go make a living building cabinets or something"

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@BowTiedBroke Looks like a Nissan, though, so in the end everything worked out

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@CollinRugg Thank goodness there were no gambling implications from this