Jean Luc Pitard

Captain of the USS Enterprise | Emotional Trader | Philly Sports

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@Manicdyor Just gotta believe…

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@_Shadow36 $retire is inches from popping

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@RespectfulMemes Dr. Topper is what I call my girl

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Delete Barstool

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“my tattoos have a meaning”

yeah they mean you’re retarded

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A civilian medical plane has crashed after a U.S. military test of an experimental GPS jammer disrupted the plane's radar.

Every person on board was killed.

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People actually think China is communist?

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My bitch wife lost 20 pounds and is studying for a real estate license. Am I cooked or what?

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@madisonchart Chargers aint winning shit any time soon 😂

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@InTheAssembly He selling to finance more plastic surgery for his wife

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@plomoterap30 Why didn’t he start swinging?

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@Kalshi Tomorrows TACO Tuesday 👀👀

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@unusual_whales Sounds like socialism

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@VladTheInflator I wish the same. So much is lost following “the normal path”

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@_Shadow36 It’s already coming back lol. Great entry 5 minutes ago

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@unusual_whales Until next week!

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Crime

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@PardonMyMeme Can’t be good for Coach Shanahans recovery either

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$retire still waters run deep

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@Sarahhuniverse Very true