Mike Vik

Teh qurterbeck with teh most sweg *parody* selling this account kik for details

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Ef I had an dollur fur evri tiem yuo fukd an bich, I wood hav exactli 0 dollurs

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Hikory dikory dok
Yuor bich iz on mi cock

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

*sad stori*

Girl: am so ugli
Me: no bebe yuor beutiful
Girl: reely?
Me: no yuor ugli

RT ef yuo cri evritiem

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Am gonna sleep evribodi

Waek me up wen septembur ends

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

eet an snikers, ur an fagit wen yuor hungri

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

am got yuo an dollur

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oo yuo almust had it.. yuo gotta b quiker den dat

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

*sad stori*

DJ Khaled: nicki wil yuo marri mi?
Nicki: no
Khaled: k

RT ef yuo cri evritiem

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Me: ductor pls help me, I hev nat slept fur days
Doc: wut?!? whi nat?
Me: cuz I onli sleep at nite lul
Doc: gettin reel sik of ur shit mike

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

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[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

*sad stori*

Boy: whi do yuo sel posters of gay fagits wit no sweg in yuor stoer?
Clerk: umm sir... Dat iz an mirrur

RT ef yuo cri evritiem

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Plot twizt: pdiddy waeks up in teh murning feelin liek kesha

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Bich: nok nok
Me: wohs thure
Bich: qween
Me: qween woh
Bich: qween mi dishis lol
Me: shut teh fuk get in teh kichen

RT if u cri evritiem

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

I fukd yuor bich in an eluvatur

It waz wrung on so mani levels

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

RT ef yur awaek an sweggin

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

#illNeverDateAPersonWho kils dawgs, dat iz veri rude and disreespictful

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

Me: macklemore wanna go threft shopin
Macklemore: wut wut wut wut
Me: kan we go threft shopin
Macklemore: wut wut wut wut
Me: gad dammit

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

fuk fuk
fuk fuk
fuk fuk
fuk fuk
fuk fuk
fuk fuk
fuk fuk

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

waek up
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fuk dis iznt an neu bugatee am goin bak 2 bed

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[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

kidz alwayz remembur to nevur do drugs

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aloen. alwayz haev sum frends ovur so yu cen haev moor fun

[Mike Vik @MikeVikPls]

*skari stori*

Michael Jackson: am gonna raep yuo
Little boy: k

RT ef yuor skared