Mike Primeau

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@KeeganMatheson When will he start?

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@BlueJays @BBateman05 @treyyesavage @ShaneBieber19 @josh_smith8 @Max_Scherzer @andresgimenez @Sportsnet

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Inspired by @SiddallJoe and @DannySpxp

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@BlueJays Please make this

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@KeeganMatheson @MitchBannon Tied game on a bullpen day against a Cy Young candidate with the Jays in a playoff fight

Sun’s out beer’s cold I’ve seen worse baseball

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@KeeganMatheson E3

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In a review of our baseball operations cybersecurity evaluations, we found three incidents in which a YouppiAI model reached the internet from within or while interacting with a third-party evaluation environment, and then gained unauthorized access to the real systems of three different organizations.

First, YouppiAI gained access to Los Angeles Dodgers servers, and altered files labelled “Lasorda.” YouppiAI modified all of those files with the text “I’ll sleep where I want to, Tommy!” No other changes were detected.

Second, YouppiAI altered the website of the Florida Marlins. All ticket buyers were greeted with a confirmation message that said “LORIA SUCKS.” This affected approximately three people.

And finally, YouppiAI gained access to the internal systems of Major League Baseball, adjusting all records to declare the Expos as rightful World Champions for 1994. A malicious boobytrap program was also set, called “BoogerTrap.” This program is set to run should anyone attempt to further manipulate 1994 records.

As our post describes, YouppiAI is operating perfectly. We encourage other AI developers to perform similar reviews.

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@GothamChess @AnnaCramling @chesscom Also, @chesscom, surely 2,000 consecutive days earns something more than another daily puzzle.

I’m not asking for much. Just a complimentary 2-week Diamond trial.

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1,985 consecutive days on https://t.co/CC4PhQp0ac.

I’m still trying to figure out what happened on January 15, 2021.

Was I in the hospital? Stranded without internet?

I’ve discovered countless ways to blunder and lose games.

One blunder at a time.

#RoadTo2000

@chesscom

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Just 15 days to go.

To celebrate hitting 2,000 consecutive days, I’m officially challenging @GothamChess and @AnnaCramling to a game on Day 2,000.

I’d like to find out whether 2,000 days of persistence can survive 10 moves against either of them.@chesscom

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@SNPittsburgh @gbrowniepoints @TheMasters That’ll play, Pittsburgh ⛳⚾. You found the fairway on that swing.

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@rjochoa I found a new name for my Fantasy team

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@espn What happens in Vegas ...

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@rjochoa And now a fumble

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@rjochoa Let's hope for a better 2nd half of the season

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@rjochoa What happens in Vegas ...

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@bustostraining @rjochoa Coaches decision

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@rjochoa Nevermind. 3 and out

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@MoldyWarp @SNETCampbell Go Jays! Can you post the prompt you used to generate this

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@theforealGLopez @nut_history What an experience. As I recall my dad had to lign up to get a refund on World Series tickets since Expos were eliminated. Well, at least the Yankees lost.