Mike Ware

Not Today

[𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙒𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙋𝘼𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙉 @GothGuidoX]

A rap group from Staten Island released this music video about how much they love percs in 2012.

Every single person who appears in the video is now dead except one.

[🆆🅴🅱🅿🅼🅰🅵🅸🅰 ™️ @perr0ckD20]

Good Morning

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Browsing Tubi and found a video of my own funeral

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

found one dead ant high up in the cabinet i keep the honey bottle in. no other ants to be found. made it up to the goldmine and died without telling nobody. born to be a skeleton in an indiana jones temple

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Listening to Primus

[Mike Ware @MikeWare609]

Truly a top 5 illest song of all time for me

[Such Great Heights @suchgr8heights]

TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Punching the third baseman in the face is one way to try and get out of a rundown

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Pleasded to be. Of of assist. Please to contribute

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb Table by Kamvandam

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

baby get up i gotta refill the air mattress

[AtlanticCity911 @AtlanticCity911]

Atlantic City Police ATV accident !

[getPucksDeeeeeeep @BeeTEE15]

"Do it."

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

the devil is real but the only thing he is capable of doing is making people really good at blues guitar which is not in demand as much as it used to be

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE HE IS

[Mike Ware @MikeWare609]

@gregthesorcerer

[NHL Insider Max Pacioretty @NHLlnsider67]

John Tortorella pulling Carter Hart

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨