Mike Wazowski

Monsters University/ in no way afiliated with Disney Pixar, I AM A PARODY!

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@TheFootballWag hey screw you man.

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I'm no pancake expert but I know a tosser when I see one.

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Happy pancake day.... to all the flat chested girls out there

[UNiDAYS @MyUNiDAYS]

Current situation:

[Sarah Bond @Sbond_4]

“@MikeWazNot_: Anyone need a laugh just pause this vine at random times. http://t.co/mk2mDNY1iJ” @nataliemartin93 😂😂

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When your about to cry but somebody cracks some quality banter...

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#XFactorFinal Praying for Cheryl, donate now!! 😂😂😂

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

.@DRAKE THANKS FOR MAKING IT CLEAR IT WASN'T THE LAND LINE GOD BLESS

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I'm only a morning person on 25th December.

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😂😂😂

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Blood relatives...

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At the Christmas party like...

https://t.co/VsdIEGw533

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#PrayForParis RIP to all the people that died in this tragic attack.

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When your mum tells you it's dinner time...

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Holister have announced the cost of their electricity bill for last year.

£6

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#titsoutformike come on ladies!!! Where are the pictures?!?!?

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Monday tomorrow 😭😭😭

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Is it me or has bonfire night lasted like a fucking month.