The Football Wag

@TheFootballWag

I am the ultimate football wag! Before you ask, yes it is me off the advert. Hairy bikini lines are where it's at. I'm a real lady of leisure.

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Joined July 2013

10 Following

4 Followers

11 Posts

almost 13 years ago

I just sat on @MikeWazNot_, his eye popped out. What a pussy

almost 13 years ago

@paddypower what are the odds on me and John Terry sexually entertaining each other by the start of the season?

almost 13 years ago

@BigJohnTerry you got me like that once.

almost 13 years ago

I remember in that Inbetweeners episode when @WillMckenzieNot told the garage guys I go like a porn star. Filthy bastard.

almost 13 years ago

Who wants a bit of this then? Eh boys? @BigJohnTerry @evilkagawa @FootyHumour

almost 13 years ago

Here's me after my back wax. Do you like JT? @BigJohnTerry

almost 13 years ago

@evilkagawa oi shinji, help me to get Indonesia to get rid if that fucking shit house Moyes, come on!

almost 13 years ago

Just woke up next to big phil jones, he wanted his breast milk given to him. He turns into a right diva when he's hungry.

almost 13 years ago

Quick whiskey before bed I think. My nose will be beaming in the morning #ImABeauty

almost 13 years ago

Indonesia better fucking listen to me! They'e loved me since last year. Best fans ever! #LoyalBastards

almost 13 years ago

Just a wee little update, DAVID MOYES IS FUCKING SHIT. Indonesia are you with me!? #MUFC #MOYESOUT