Mike W

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@NeverNotViney Couldn’t find a smaller pair of glasses, huh?

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@TerribleMaps Hi!

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@MachinePix

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@bballdad44745 @BlueJayGal I’d happily pay for shipping if you’re able to ship!! I can’t DM you though.

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@SpiritofLenin @caitiedelaney I have never read a more powerful quote than that one.

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@HaltonPolice Why don’t you release the DUI arrests anymore?

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@caitiedelaney That’s so fucking impressive.

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@caitiedelaney Their fucking loss.

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@BlueJays Tweet didn’t age well.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Best part of I’m Too Sexy is your journey when he goes “I’m a model” and you’re like “Got it” but then he says “You know what I mean?” and you’re like “I thought I did but now I’m not sure” but then he goes “I do my little turn on the catwalk” and you’re like “Okay I did get it.”

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

these drafts just appeared in my app

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@ShiDavidi Jays fans are really doing the lord’s work. These are the stats that matter.

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@caitiedelaney I respect it.

[Troy Hawke @TroyHawke]

👋WELCOME TO WAITROSE👋 latest instalment of The Greeters Guild #troyhawke #greetersguild #MetalGearSolid #janmolby

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@milocomedy This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long, long time.

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@LightandNight15 @turtle1cat @khenderson2009 @JoeReynolds2020 @LeaderMcConnell Well, when someone uses rocks to kill 19 children at school, I’ll be the first one to get in line to ban them.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

They will never recover from this

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Checking my phone as soon as my eyes open in the morning?? I call that Verizon Shine

[Mike W @MikeWolfraim1]

@PFTompkins Wine! I can’t stand it but everyone I hang out with drinks it.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

A snail is just a walnut that has places to be