Mike Bern²

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@FuzzyPandaShort More FUD please. My limit order hasn’t filled yet.

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@BitcoinAIGuy I hope so because I just bought $5,000 worth yesterday.

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

LMAO

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Nurses practicing their TikTok hantavirus dances

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

20 years ago, I thought this guy was the biggest douche bag on the planet.

Today, I think he might just save Los Angeles.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Can we just start a class action lawsuit against the US government? US Citizens v United States. Gross negligence in handling taxpayer funds would be a good start. Who’s in?

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@SSB_Rick 4 great reasons to be sober. Keep up the good work!!!

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@M18RedLithium @LVpolitic Had this yesterday. Great frozen pizza!

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@LAChas77 $10,600 for me

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@mjfree This you?

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

BREAKING: Nick Shirley hints that he's setting his sights next on Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker.

Do you believe there's enough fraud there to tip the scales?

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@IfindRetards Besides @ericswalwell being the king of retards, this post takes the cake for the week.

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

@RepSwalwell No fucking peace for you, I’m going to piss and dance on your political grave! Your political career is DEAD! 🖕🏼

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

@noahforkansas @IfindRetards

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

If the CIA can listen to my heartbeat from space, they definitely know which bitch ass ass sick f%ck$ were r@ping little kids on an island. #Publicexecutions

[Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9]

@BenStiller Guys, the actor that demanded we get involved in Ukraine wants us out of Iran.

[Mike Bern² @Mike_Bern3]

😂

[Almost Cpt. America 💫 @WilliamsSeminem]

@Polymarket Kinda beautiful fr 😭💫

[꧁♛𝓑𝓵✯𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼♛꧂ @heyitsmeCarolyn]

It’s the truth and they’re still here complaining!