Michael Kamau

I dream chase with an animal ambition 🇰🇪

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

If I was a beginner investor starting with just KES 100,000 on the NSE today,

Here's exactly how I would split it.

Portfolio breakdown below 👇🧵

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The Court appeal agrees with our petition and invalidates the entire FY 2023/24 finance bill in its entirety

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

3. A CDS Account - Investing in local stocks in the NSE

4. A DhowCSD Account - For investing in government bonds and bills

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Investing shouldn't be as complicated as it seems.

Here are 4 investment accounts that you need and how to open them.

1. Money Market fund - For your emergency fund/short term savings

2. SACCO Account - To earn rebates from savings and increase your chances of getting a loan

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

@The_Beardless25 @KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower Thanks, let me try it out

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower SDE44RTYK0 Confirmed. Ksh500.00 sent to KPLC PREPAID for account 37207302508 on 14/4/24 at 3:16 AM New M-PESA balance is Ksh*** Transaction cost, Ksh5.00.Amount you can transact within the day is ****
. I haven't received my token all this while

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Precisely

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

THREAD🧵

So you just landed a new, well paying job?

Here’s how to save and invest your money in the right way👇👇

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

@kahome_steve What is the procedure for investing in foreign stocks from kenya?

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

@crystal_atieno @KenyaPower_Care @brightondennies Wachangamke, kumbe tuko wengi huku 😂

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

@DoreenlucyM @KenyaPower_Care Jirani yangu, what did they @KenyaPower_Care say after you inboxed them.. this is a mess

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Your money game can either be defensive or offensive.

You can either work on increasing your income or reduce your expenses.

If you can do both, you are on the fast lane to wealth.

If you can't do either, you are on your way to bankruptcy.

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Best career advice I've heard:

-Lie to people who want to be lied to, and you’ll get rich

-Tell the truth to those who want the truth, and you’ll make a living

-Tell the truth to those who want to be lied to, and you’ll go broke

Choose wisely.

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Don't save, invest. Don't budget, forecast

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

The golden goose is only good if she lays eggs.. make sure your savings gives you a drip

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Being able to save your gross income up to 60% is hardest start to the journey. Self denial and starvation for a good investment course

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

If you're always looking for faults you'll NEVER invest

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Yes, you have a high-income job but what assets do you own?

Where would you stand financially if you lost your job or retired today?

Being rich means you have the cash to buy stuff.

Being wealthy means you have unspent savings and investments.

Learn to differentiate the two

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Modern Retirement has shifted from having to hit a certain age & never working again,

To hitting a certain financial figure & having the freedom to choose what to do with your life.

The idea of postponing living the life you want until you hit a certain age is ridiculous.

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Hi. My office line was deactivated so I cannot call but I can receive calls. We had enquired earlier about registration and we were assured they will not be deactivated since they are corporate post pay simcards hence you cannot upload an ID. Advise

[Michael Kamau @Mike_Carlito]

Save yourself the agony of delusion; it’s fascinating. https://t.co/GhjEMV0cD9