Mike Cutway ┼

32 and stoned. Screaming for @thenorthernto - Snowboard, biking and will occasionally quote The Simpsons. 🐺 : Chakotay

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Chakotay and I are watching Finding Dory cause we cute af #Longhairdontcare

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

@Wix thanks to your shitty company you have locked up my bank account because of the payment you took. Fucking great

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave..

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Really hope Cameron Heacock makes a wild come back

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

@GOtransit picks the best weekends to shut their main lines down

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

@freedom4alltime @clownworld Because all the faces warping and getting cut in half are real. Go find your freedumb in a toilet 😆

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Who is editing the articles in @NewNoiseMags ? The amount of words with typos in these interviews is wild

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Apparently, @Eric_Leblanc_ counts the amount of squares he uses to wipe his ass

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Fuck all the flags, the greed and the world leaders.

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

@pt40fathoms @HurleyOCHUCUPE Never had the measles ya old putz

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

@HurleyOCHUCUPE Just a bunch of anti vaxxers who think TRADITIONAL vaccines were also a waste of science. Get F U C K E D

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

When I was 15 I was listening to @Mudvayne’s world so cold and my mom came and said she loved the lyrics. My response was “MA, you can UNDERSTAND?!”

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

If you play the new @counterparts905 EP at 45BPS it literally sounds like @dyingwishhc 🤣

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

Mastercard is a PGA sponsor.. yet if you use Mastercard, the amount of rejection is hilarious.

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

@TimHortons why bother with these contests. I haven’t even won a coffee. Cheap fucks.

[Lina @catapinacaro]

@nypost Coupla beers

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

What the fuck are we in a trade war with Canada for?

Who the fuck voted for this stupid fuck?

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

[Mike Cutway ┼ @Mike_Cutway]

I wonder when Tkachuk is gonna stop being a soft ass and accept their loss.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

I refuse to believe there are people who talk and write about politics professionally who are actually unaware of why Zelensky wasn't wearing a suit.

[Pete Bear @MadHabber]

How punchable is Vance‘s face on a scale from one to 10?