Daddy Long Legs

I am made of cream; give me your coffee. influencer • public figure • sex symbol • hero

[Daddy Long Legs @Mike_K_Official]

New stimulus package: you can forgo your 600 dollars to fist fight one senator of your choice.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

my house is about to be cracked for halloween this year

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

Perfect medium rare fellas, the left cannot possibly fathom this on a Monday.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

has anyone else noticed that ever since the vaccine came out hurricanes have become a lot stronger? that can’t be a coincidence.

[chris randle @randlechris]

miyazaki should be allowed to kill this guy

[Wilde Oscar 𓅃 @Wilde_0scar]

I don't understand all of this, but "shinzo Abe pack chernobyl 1000" really shotgun-blasts a hole in the language barrier

[mel muad’dyke atreides @CadenToMyHazel]

16 years later & this is now the median voter

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

MADEON DROPPING EVIL SHELTER AT B&L SAC AFTER DOING 2 ENCORES

@madeon

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[dean’s hotdog pants @sosaysthesword]

lives were changed

[Daddy Long Legs @Mike_K_Official]

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[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Wait no she spilled 😭😭😭😭

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

Ah, the old cursed gemstone scam! Well, you won't fool m- And yet, it has a lustre most alluring....

[liv 🧸 @belqvedrue]

I’M CRYING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW GNXGJZSKSYZKY😭😭😭😭😭😭

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

#KamalaHasMyVote