Salami Steve

severely oppressed straight white male

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

@evogel_ @Kosty791 Love this @Avalanche

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

When you take your 3 year old to Starbucks and they notice the gender goblins behind the counter

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

@Spence0202 And malinski and Manson both being out

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

@bmcnich @evanrawal @Avalanche Package malinski and that 2nd and go get a bruising defensemen

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

@megangley So werenski is an Av that’s what you’re saying

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

@KevinWeekes @AnaheimDucks @Avalanche

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

When you’re hammered at a party and see your bro across the room

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Your mom spotting a couple other moms that cut the line at the Ryan Blaney meet-and-greet

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

When someone with six boosters gets COVID

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙕 𝙼𝙽𝚃𝙻𝙼𝚁𝙺𝚃𝚂 @MntlmrktsChaz]

Me seeing my wife’s boobs for the 53,685th time

[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

My wife riding shotgun when she sees brake lights a quarter mile ahead

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me when my homeboy buys the round of drinks even though it was my turn

[𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕒𝔻𝕖𝕝𝕂 @CallMeK1123]

when they ask me who said nigger

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

me when I see a fat person in public

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Little White kids when they see black people in their small town grocery store

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Dads when anyone touches the thermostat

[Drew @AllegedlyDrew]

My wife after I crack open a breakfast beer:

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

@evanrawal Nuke and maybe a behrens for Nikishin and sign niki to a 7x7. Sign kulak for 2-3 years at 4-4.5. Done.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Jason robersin update.