Mike Pagliarini

Ace Ventura is my dad | I play pickle ball with Jack Black | Looking for my Tina Fey | Strength and Conditioning Coach

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

prayer circle:

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please be
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a.j. brown
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[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Any House of the Dragon character that goes to Harrenhal loses their aura immediately. Harrenhal is really the New York Jets of Westeros

[Mike Pagliarini @Mike_Pags2]

Hot take…there are no likeable characters in House of the Dragon except my boy the sea snake and his homies

[Jaden Dexter @JadenDexter50]

Final Stats for 2026 Summer Season for RI Devils

IP: 29.2
Record: 6-0
ERA: 2.124
WHIP: 1.247
SO: 35
BAA: .214
Strike %: 61.55

Also hit .444 with 16 hits and 12 RBIs

I enjoyed the opportunity to be a leader for this team while also being a reliable player on the field.
@BUncommitted

[Mike Pagliarini @Mike_Pags2]

@SalVetriDFS Tips

[Vince Williams @VinnyVidiVici98]

Playing vs Tom Brady is so mentally draining. It’s playing against an OC on the field. Even when you think you have enough coverage you run out by halftime, because of all the varied looks you get. It leaves you questioning “How do they practice all of this stuff?” Bill is the master of time economics.

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“can you explain the gap in your resume?” Yes, I was on a long and perilous quest.

[libby @evenstvr]

new gym motivation is saying ‘for frodo’ to complete each rep

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend

[Football @BostonConnr]

Chills

Lets go win #7 https://t.co/rEbBGHB0Gp

[Michael Rodnick @MJRodnick]

"I'm a voter, and I voted for Drake Maye. And, I'm right, I'm going to explain to Dan Orlovsky why he's wrong."

This felt like the last scene in "8 Mile". Mina knew the schedule would be brought up and brought FACTS.

🎥: @FirstTake | @minakimes

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

if the reward for sucking is getting a schedule easy enough to cruise to the Super Bowl then the Jets should have like 30 banners

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Easy fix: Bill Polian can’t be part of the process anymore. He’s out. If he’s still this big of a crybaby, get rid of him.

And take away the votes of everybody who listened to his stupid ass.

[Jimmy Johnson @JimmyJohnson]

I would like to know the names of the assholes who did not vote for him..they are too cowardly to identify themselves…

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WE ALL WE GOT.

[Mike Pagliarini @Mike_Pags2]

@PratikxPatel @CoachDanGo I can’t wait to read it!

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

don't give up. do everything you can do to make this the best year of your life for yourself and everyone around you. lets hunt some orc.

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

relax. whoville was not built in a day