Mike Ship

Guardian reading, tofu eating, wokerati. Loves woods, dogs & vindaloos.

On BlueSky & Mastodon. They're like Twitter without the Twat.

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@AldiUK Aldi. Sededlescombe Road North. Systematically cheating its customers by scanning single items twice.

It has to be managerial policy to rip off its shoppers. I get no issue at other Aldis' only this one. I've checked my receipts religiously. It's NOT an isolated incident

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

Aldi. Sededlescombe Road North. Systematically cheating its customers by scanning single items twice.

It has to be managerial policy to rip off its shoppers. I get no issue at other Aldis' only this one. I've checked my receipts religiously. It is NOT an isolated incident. SCAM!

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@macro_droid Hi, how much is the ad-free paid-for Android version please and how long does the licence last?

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Which one is more English?

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@Tesco Unlike Morrisons, Sainsbury's and Asda their login can't handle the millions of customers using a VPN.

Is it because they're:

1) amateurs?
2) incompetent?
3) just don't value my custom?

'Very Little Help' should be their new catchline.

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@JemimaHarrison They need better standards. I can understand it from the point of view that Americans want their dogs to look like their owners. Obese, short-lived and prone to cancer with the right to make lousy life choices.

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@AdameMedia So should the USA, China and Russia. Perhaps there should be a separate Olympics for vile, human rights abusers and ethnic cleansers.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

🧵A lot of you who stand against racism, critique right wing politics, or criticise Israel may find yourselves subjected to pile-ons. This is how it happens: they put you on a list, make sure they’re notified when you tweet, then send it to their friends who attack. Pls RT 1/

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@UKLabour Verdict... so far.

Pile of crap. You've betrayed us.

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@wesstreeting You didn't say you'd betray us and give billionaires tax cuts and cave in to Trump.

Out out out!

Cowardly custards!

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

How to guarantee I'll never vote for a treacherous Labour ever again. I'm sick of betrayers. They once had principles.

I'd rather gargle battery acid whilst sticking red-hot needles into my eyes.

https://t.co/6qpJJyLCbZ

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@OctopusEnergy Why can't you make the bills easier to understand.

I want electricity - date to date (30)
Next line Gas - same dates
You have paid XXXX
Your balance is.

4 lines of useful info

FFS I'm thinking of changing suppliers because of your BS bills.

Make them clear

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@oneplus And I'm forced to keep the Nazi's X platform so I can communicate my ire to you!

Long may he have an unscheduled disassembly up his arse

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@oneplus There's FA wrong with my email and everything wrong with your shit, wasting my time, email confirmation system.

My OnePlus 12 auto-brightness isn't working properly (since Oxy 15 update) and I want a quick solution, you twonks. Not given the effing runaround.

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@Tesco @Tesco Every time I login I have to reset my password.

Sack the IT shitholes who don't know what they're doing please.

It is a lousy experience. Sort it out! I've lost all my rewards and points and you've lost my goodwill. It's infuriating.

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@justdave89now Me. :-)

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

@mikegalsworthy I suppose he deflects from the incompetent embarrassment Trump is.

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

Every year foxhunts kill over 3000 of their hounds using bolt guns, but Nigel Farage thinks they are wonderful @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @LeagueACS @HuntSabs

This is footage secretly obtained by the Hunt Saboteurs shows Carmarthenshire huntsman Will Pinckney shooting dead 9 hounds in 40 minutes
Click on link to view.

https://t.co/1xepo0heef

[Mike Ship @Mike_Shippers]

The truth is stranger than fiction...

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

For those of you suggesting a national public inquiry into so called grooming gangs will deliver accountability
Do you know that the grand total of people brought to justice following the Hillsborough, Grenfell, Post Office, Infected Blood & Bloody Sunday public inquiries is ONE?