Mike_the_cat

For a cat, I'm an early adapter. Living w/ @melissapierce right now but just until I make it big.

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I can't believe @colepierce didn't give me any of that salmon.

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Oh great and mighty can opener... please bestow on me this day the blessed tuna.

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This morning, the tiny human combined my kibble w/my water. I was miffed until I saw she also did it with her own. A new trend in kibble?

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@clarepomfrett yessss

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Finally someone cleaned my cat box! Step it up people.

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! @melissapierce opened a can that I *thought* was tuna, I did the happy dance (you know the one). I'm all like "what, I like creamed corn"

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Tiniest human leaving trails of deliciousness her wake. FYI my kitty pals, macaroni and cheese FTW!

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Googled pussy thinking I'd see some fine looking felines. These definitely are not cats, unless they're mutants, horribly deformed mutants.

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Rained all day. No birds to chase, No sun to catch. Where are all my twitter kitty friends? @el_gato @mrscrubby?

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OMG! It's the biggest fish I've ever seen... I must make joining the @failwhale fan club a perogitive.

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@mrscrubby yur mom and @melissapierce should talk. I've been asking for Prozac for years.

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I've finally reached my goal of meowing so loudly I wake up the entire family! Eat your heart our rooster.... hmm, wait, I'll do it for you.

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Time for another nap

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@sparklecat pee in their shoes, that will teach those humans.

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@missjane_va Now that @melissapierce lets me outside on occasion I can pursue real birds that actually twitter... and so much more delicious

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My catbox is getting a little snug for my cuddly fatty form. I wonder if @melissapierce will mind if I convert the bathtub...

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That's right you freaky little squirrels, @pronoiapierce has opened the doors and I am after YOU... you already look nervous

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: @pronoiapierce fed me whipped cream, I can't wait to purr on her pillow tonight while that *special* aroma from my arse shares my delight

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Sunshine, birds chirping,& some extreme hang time on the screen door. Don't tell @pronoiapierce about that last part.

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Twitter has opened my feline mind. Pissed that it took me this long to realize that there really IS a world beyond my front door.