MikePagliaccio

Stand-up comedian in the New York area. Follow me on instagram: mikebaronecomedy

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I haven’t been this embarrassed about a baseball game since that time I popped my pants during tee ball. #MLB #WorldSeries2024 #yankees #NewYorkYankees

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I’m gonna start playing lotto using my Central Hudson meter readings. #lotto #centralhudson @CentralHudson

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I’m more of a Robitussin and pork chop kinda guy. #NyQuil #NyQuilChicken

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“This love has taken its toll on me.”

-Adam Levine’s wife

#AdamLevine

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@POTUS Cool. Now do something about the economy.

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@POTUS There is no middle class anymore.

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@TheDemCoalition You’re proud to have a pedophile in the white house?

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Elvis (2022) spoiler alert: He takes a shit and dies at the end. #ElvisPresley #ElvisMovie

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@POTUS What about our “humanitarian assistance?” This country is crumbling as we speak and you haven’t done a damn thing.

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@kennylanta @POTUS A much better place than we were 2 years ago? You’re fucking hilarious.

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@AngelaBelcamino @POTUS You don’t speak for me.

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@POTUS You literally signed up for this shit. Our country is in shambles and we’re all struggling. Do something about it.

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@POTUS Do us all a favor and don’t run again in 2024.

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My car: “I’m hungry. I want gas.”

Me: “We got food at home.”

#inflation #gasprices

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Made this one myself. @AdamSandler #Memes #gasprices #funny

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I hope I’m not spoiling season 4 of Stranger Things for anyone but Amber Heard loses the defamation case at the end. #StrangerThings4 #AmberHeardDeservesPrison

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For $5 a gallon I expect to see a Netflix option on those little tv’s.
#gasprices

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The jury awarded Amber Heard $2 million worth of wee wee pads. #AmberTurd #AmberHeard #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial

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Johnny Depp spent his $15 million settlement on a tank of gas. #JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial

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I make a brief appearance in season 4 of Stranger Things. I’m the guy in the Upside Down looking for a house. #HousingCrisis #StrangerThings #StrangerThings4