Mikee Diablo

Rawk/Metal DJ & former radio host/music journo. Lover. Not Fighter. Twelve Toes. Opposable Thumbs. Prehensile Tail. TESD 🐜 NUFC (for my sins).

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@musicnmusings More than likely as I missed out on Blackpool earlier in the year. Probably won’t be as excited about the arms though. 😃

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@musicnmusings 👀

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@musicnmusings I’m not surprised as you clearly know what you’re doing but I am delighted for you!

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@Thunder46216520 Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🎉

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Black cats are supposed to be lucky right?

I only ask as since I fussed a very lovely black cat this morning, I’ve spilt coffee in my car and got attacked by a spider while driving.

Looking forward to having a swarm of bats descend upon me at tea time or something equally daft.

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Cooler than you. Metaphorically, not physically. Sweatier than a porn star’s crevice today.

Anyway, enjoy Bob.

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Sat in a Starbucks with no less than 5 dogs and there is no evidence anywhere to suggest these good boys and girls have been provided with pup cups.

The authorities have been notified.

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Obligatory pint of snakebite and black. #WorldGothDay

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Got to queue for coffee with this handsome chap this morning. Picture taken before the barking and the bad behaviour started, although in my defence I was desperate for caffeine by this point.

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Footage taken from Fast & Furious: WTF are they doing now?

(In cinemas 2027)

[LUCKY @Badboy1B]

Unbelievable 🔥 Toyota Supra Satisfying

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M&S Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups are, to put it politely, the hound’s hangers.

Accept no substitutes, particularly the filth that is presented to us as ‘Hershey’s’, for that is the devil’s work.

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@bootgirl45 Anything’s possible tbh, it’s been one of those days!

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#Eurovisión2026 As we’re roughly halfway through the jury votes, I would very much like just even a sample of the drugs that most of these juries are clearly on, because what the hell?

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@bootgirl45 Or even next year. Good Lord.

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@bootgirl45 That might be the way forward for next yeah. 😂

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@PapaJohnsUK - not for the first time, I’ve been waiting over an hour for a pizza delivery - according to the app, it’s taken 40 mins to check it and cut it so far. What the hell is going on?

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There’s a guy on tonight’s #Masterchef who has serious Walter White vibes.

“What’s your signature dish you’re cooking for us this evening?”

“Meth.”

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Quite literally Twitter beef. And Findus lasagne.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

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Witnessed the very definition of a never-say-die attitude whilst walking past a couple of British Gas salesmen in town trying their best to get the local crackheads to sign up for a duel fuel package.

Either it’s been a slow day or that commission structure is excellent.