Michael James

If you don't expect too much from me you might not be let down

[Edmund @Kulambq]

Poetry, dear friends, read it in your moments of merriment, but all the more when darkness settles over your heart.

[Kate 𓆉 @kejamieson_]

When you overtake the person who's been sat in the middle lane for absolutely no reason.

[Michael James @Mikeeeybee]

@jayn2222 He said the same thing

[Michael James @Mikeeeybee]

@jayn2222 That's why he's DJing bowling clubs instead of festivals

[Michael James @Mikeeeybee]

Everyone knows the appreciation of the socio-economics of mass linen production in late nineteenth century Belfast doesn't start until you're 6

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

This is exactly the sort of fun thing my 5 year old expected from the Titanic museum, and instead he got the socio-economics of mass linen production in late nineteenth century Belfast.

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

This is exactly the sort of fun thing my 5 year old expected from the Titanic museum, and instead he got the socio-economics of mass linen production in late nineteenth century Belfast.

[Michael James @Mikeeeybee]

@jayn2222 This sounds like The 1975 lyrics

[anomali @Anomali210830]

the plot is calling for me to live…

[Michael James @Mikeeeybee]

@MelanieJaneA_ A faceless, nameless benefactor with a 100% off Waterstone's card is surely everyone's dream

[Michael James @Mikeeeybee]

@KettyBitch Is this from a book?

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Another journalist asked for my thoughts on the impending Labour leadership explosion. So I said this. #Makerfield

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

Peter Hitchens gloriously pushing back against the idea that 5-year-olds shouldn't be made to learn poetry by heart.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

The male experience has fundamentally not changed for the past 200 years

[abi🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Was due to finish work at 5pm but a pack of Celtic fans have just tore into the office so we’ve all just finished early

[. @itfc_Jack7]

5am beers in an airport is just performative bollocks